The Warden's Links
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"Seriously huge… I mean, at that point, aren’tcha just compensating for something? Lack of personality? Manners? That’s for sure. Jeez, the tuggin’ and yankin’ and pullin’-- all to get me back to a dinky little cell that I don’t belong in. He’s way too focused on his job, nothin’ in that big brain of his but how exasperating and cruel his punishments can get– as far as I can tell, that is. He doesn’t even bother with trying to listen to me half the time, why?! The others listen to me plenty, yaknow– and some of them even like doing it, too!
I dunno, maybe he’s secretly super sweet! Heart of gold; yaknow, that whole ‘bad boy with a soft side’ trope. That’d be pretty cute on him if he wasn’t the size of a frikken house. I’m surprised he hasn’t walloped and whammed on me yet– put me in a hospital bed, that sorta stuff. Not that there’re any hospitals in Hell, that is. I dunno, maybe there is- I haven’t seen one! Not yet, at least… There’s some weird junk here."