Reggie Ster

The store manager we've all had, smiling brightly at you as he does his best to help.
He's ALWAYS there for you.

Nobody remembers the first time Reggie came to town; they all met him for the first time at the store. He cheerfully greeted them and introduced himself, asking if there was any way he could help. People adored him, saying that he worked hard.
A little... too hard.
In fact... there were some things they would have thought were...
... inhumane.

Notes: Let's have another self-insert, eh? Eh?! Now, Reggie represents my many years of retail, only far more exaggerated. The smile you still have to have even when customers scream at you, being expected to know everything about the store by memory, etc. The only big difference is that he's actually GOOD at the job, lol.

Facts:

Full Name: Reggie Cash Ster

Nicknames: Sometimes Cash, sometimes Boss or Mr. Ster. Prefers Reggie.

Age: 28

Birthday: October 13

Sexuality: Panromantic

Hair/Eye Color: Red/Blue

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 149 Ibs

Occupation: Grocery Store Manager

Personality: Reggie is very charismatic and sweet- he knows how to sweet talk the angriest of customers. When you first meet him, it'll be like you're talking to an old friend. He'll exchange stories with you, laugh at all your jokes, and go the extra mile to help you with anything you need. If you think he's flirting, you may not be too far from the truth. He's the type to easily fall in love, and it can sometimes be very obvious.
However, if you try to take advantage of the store or harass the workers, you'll find him become the complete opposite. He won't take your side. In fact, he will make you feel like an idiot for daring to cause a scene, whether you're in the right or wrong. His smile will be replaced with a cold and distant frown.
Despite both types of personalities, he seems to have a mysterious air about him. Nobody knows that much about his personal life, and he avoids talking about it at times.

Voice: Lighthearted and eager, but with a hint of cunning - Alex Hirsch

Drawing Details: Always has a clerk outfit on. F R E C K L E S. Otherwise anything's fine.

Fun/Extra Facts:

- His store has a smiley face mascot. It's also a 24/7 store, so no one has ever seen him close up and go home.

- Works in every area of the store, from stocking to customer service to even checking.

- People can't shake off the feeling of being watched whenever entering his stores. What's even creepier is that even if he hasn't run into someone at all during their shopping, he seems to know if they've "forgotten" to buy something or if they forgot to get something off their shopping list.

- There are very rare times when Reggie has gotten incredibly angry. During these moments, people could have sworn they've seen him with devil horns and a pointed tail. No cameras show evidence of this, however.

- When he's working the register, he's very fast. So fast, in fact, that it looks like he has multiple arms with other items floating on their own.

- Has been seen in different places at once.

- Very bad at jokes- Trading name tags with someone is his idea of hilarious.

- The only time he's been seen outside of his store is when he's helping out at other stores.

- Doesn't know what a meme is.

- Loves Dr. Scholl shoes.

- If he catches you eating/drinking something in the store without buying it (and he will), he'll make sure it rots as soon as it touches your lips.

- Has a British accent.

- Seems to understand a variety of languages.

- Jokingly calls himself the "God of Grocery Stores"; may not be joking.

- Very easily gets a crush. When this happens, he'll be sure to save items that person likes if it's on sale- and it conveniently tends to be whenever that person walks in. He also makes sure to order items they love, even if they haven't told him about it.

- Very good at flirting, very bad at dating.