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Bash is a demon, as you could probably tell from, you know, the horns and stuff. He died in the 1950s when a vintage TV set (obviously not vintage at the time) was thrown from a second story window and landed square on his head. His spirit was stuck in the TV set for the next 60-odd years, until he was set free by Dallon and Eli when they moved in. Now his soul is irreversibly bound to theirs until they die. Which sucks, because he’s infinitely more cool, attractive, and cool than either of them.


Being a demon does have its perks, though. He can conjure illusions at will, including modifying his own body and creating small objects. He can fly, appear in any dark space, and has no need to eat, drink or sleep (but he still chooses to sleep in inconvenient places just to be an asshole).


Bash is MEAN. Like, sadistic. We’re talking chaotic-evil picks-all-the-bad-karma- choices-in-fallout-games mean. He likes annoying Dallon and Eli, since they’re stuck with him just as much as he’s stuck with them, and he takes pleasure in watching strangers suffer anywhere from minor inconveniences to severe horrors. You know, the fun stuff!


(also, he’s very seductive. He makes constant pp jokes and he’s the only one of the trio with visible pecs and biceps - what did you expect?)