Oscar (the grouch)

 He likes to fish, he lives in a very cold part of Canada but he hates the cold completely. He also takes really good care of his skin and hair and general hygiene, he’s probably spent more on cologne and skin and hair care then on food. He drives a jeep, yeah. He has a diet of fish, kombucha and root beer. Oscar is a bit of a recluse and blunt. Doesn’t talk much, has been mistaken as 30 before. Lives on a patch of land in Alberta near a lake with a dock and a wooden cottage. His house is very homey. He’s roommates and very good friends with Molly!