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Trick is pretty cheery, but I put up with it anyways cause I do dig the guy. His nightmares are what got me talking to him, really love the fucked up elements he adds. Brutal magic mishaps, fucking sick if you ask me. You know, I guess their magic tricks are kinda fun too. But if you tell anybody I admitted that I will actually kick the shit out of you, got it?
Graffitiiiii my brother in defiance. Love that funky dude and all it's art stuff. All that comes from the soul you know. What? I sound a bit deep here? Literally shut the fuck up I am just sharing my thoughts. Anyways, despite how brightly colored Graffiti is I do dig hanging out with him. It's fun for us to tell authority to piss off, love having a buddy that's like me on that.
Calla is a hottie, too bad she's bossy as hell. Seriously, I've mouthed off to her so damn much and she still has the nerve to tell me "be nicer to humans" and "set a better example for the younger yumes". Like, are you for real? I'm a nightmare and they're acting like I have to be a saint. I keep my nose clean enough to stay on Tsukoyomi's good side and that's all that matters. Calla needs to just piss off.
Dax, yeah that dude doesn’t have a lot going on in that head of is. Boy does he make a good ass seafood meal though. I know shrimp is his specialty but he makes a mean salmon too. Dude isn’t afraid to approach me either even on my bad days, which is actually pretty amusing to me. I guess I like Dax well enough.
Baddie. What does that even mean... Does she do bad things? Do bad things happen to her? Does she indulge in the hobby of ingesting food that has gone bad? We will never know... ☆(⌒▽⌒)☆
Ugh, Polaris is such a tool. Huh? You claim you've seen me out with him? Shut the fuck up, you didn't see that. Fine, maybe I do like being around him, I like the attention that he gives me. Polaris can be completely insufferable at times, but the attention can cancel that out most of the times. Surprisingly he's learned how to read my moods too, so maybe he's not that bad. But say a word to anybody and I will cut you.
Bianca is actually a total bimbo. She's super hot though, and honestly? Don't mind my alone time with her. I tolerate her more than others, even when she drags me shopping with her. Did you just say I always look like I'm enjoying being out with her? Actually fuck off that's not your fucking business. Any time I enjoy with Bi is our business alone. She knows just how much I enjoy time with her and that's all that matters.
That whole saying about violence not being the answer does not ring a single fucking bell for Aesop. He’s does attempt to be well put together in public, but boy it’s easy to shatter that facade. I actually like to enable him some, but at least I don’t use him like that Mila does. Shit, Aesop is just her fucking lap dog honestly. Whatever, it’s only my business when I happen to see shit go down.
GASP... You've seen that baddie over there? She looks amazing... I have no idea what she does and challenging her is outta the question SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD EAT ME ALIVE AT ANY SECOND!!
Oh the runt, yeah Comet hangs around me sometimes. Told him just don't film me and I could care less what he did otherwise. Don't, even say it I can see what you're thinking. "Ohh you must actually like having them around!" Okay and? So what if I fuckin do? Nobody's business but my own. Anyways, Comet tags along when I go shopping sometimes, definitely makes things interesting. Shopping with the "King of Death", eh, it's fun I suppose.
Valerie is one o' my best friends, wild ain't it? Clearly she has good taste to befriend the King of Death! Eh, what? Don't be silly... I didn't spend days pestering her until she started to invite me along to places or anything! She acts like she doesn't care about my poetry, but she totally listens whenever I read it to her. She's one of the toughest yumes I know! Has great taste in fashion and started lettin' me tag along on trips. Clearly a win win for us both. I get great fashion tips, and she gets... Me of course! Hah, one o' these days I'll rope her into making some memes with me.
If you assume I don't like you, regardless of if I do or not I will make sure you're fucking right. Vesper just assumed I couldn't be a friend so that must've made me an enemy. As if I'd wanna be friends with a rude-ass who assumes shit like that. At least Vesper's wise enough to not get physical with me. I may not be the biggest my self, but I would put string-bean on her ass.
UGH... Valerie... THE EMBODIMENT of everything ROTTEN and WRONG in Yume SOCIETY!!! UGLY... A BULLY... AND DUMB!!! And I hate her sooo much, but she looks like she'll kick my teeth in...UGH! I need to hit the gym and teach her a lesson...!
Ether really threw me off at first. Yeah I got this whole bitch thing going on, and I feel like the only yumes who aren't phased are ones I'm around pretty often. Ether though, damn. Completely unphased, totally brushed off a rude ass comment I made. Normally it would just piss me off to be ignored like that, but honestly? Was kinda hot when Ether did it. I didn't fucking say that though you got it?
Valerie, she's my best friend. Don't act like I can't have a best friend, ugh you're annoying. Valerie gets it and gets me, and I get her too. She's definitely much more likely to get in somebody's face than I am but I kind of admire that. If I truly don't want others to come bugging me for more sachets then I'll ask Valerie to come keep others away. She's always down to, it's really nice. Val makes me feel unstoppable, plus Alice likes her so that's a bonus.
I don't really remember becoming friends with her? It just kind of... Happened? She's easy to talk to and if she finds out I think that I'm prepared to die.
Okay whatever, sure the Delusions are pretty fucking sick, but this one is something else. I think Anastasia is really hot, but I did not expect her to be so… attached? Ugh she calls me adorable even when I bitch to her face. It’s fucking bizarre, I thought Delusions thought less of us “regular Yumenari”. Whatever, at least I know I can run with these freaks.
Aaaaaaaahh- So cute! Such a mouthy little one, she won't hesitate to snark off at me when she's feeling moody- That's right, she's brave enough to mouth off to ME! I love love love her so much I just want to squeeze her until her little ribcage cracks and turns to dust!