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Grrrrr! How /dare/ you!! I'll have you know I have no interest in being called such things! Ha! If you want to poke fun at me, poke fun at me for that time I got a 98 on the AP history exam! Oh wait, you couldn't really say much because you didn't even get above an A! Keh! Take that!
hmm. ha. wartz. come here. ha. ha. ha. look at this. the image on my screen. hmm... do you know what this is. wartz. it is a toad. ha. ha. it is flat. it is bumpy. ha. it has empty eyes. hmm. ha. ha. look. look at this for me. are you looking. this image on my screen. ha. ha. it looks like you. hmm... yes. it does. look at it. look at the text. ha. ha. on the bottom. it says. 'what's up. sexy.' because it is a meme. it looks like you. ha. hmm. but. i don't think you would say that. ha. ha. because. i can't. imagine you ever. finding someone to say it to. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
Hm. Do you enjoy the necklace I gave you? It was an ethically sourced cubic zirconium, with a platinum casing, I deeply apologize I couldn’t get you a /real/ diamond Miss Greebo, rest assured when Christmas comes I will get you that.
Annoying, loud, obnoxious. Three perfectly good words to describe you and three perfectly awful personality traits for a leader to have. And yet, you make it work. Although if my queries prove correct then one day it'll fall apart, but fear not! My perfect planning will prove useful to us and you all will see how fit /I/ am to lead you all.
wartz 🐸 buddy, pal... 😋 can i uhhhhhh... 😳 ask you to stop ✋ touching my stuff?!?! 😭😱😩 for the billionth time?!?!?!?! 😒☹️😲 I CAN'T FIND MY LIMITED EDITION HATSUNE MIKU FIDGET SPINNER NOW!!!!! I'M GONNA CRY!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😱🤬😭☹️😢
If you're gonna keep the cans you can at *least* try to keep them organized!! If you're gonna leave them all over the floor then I'll throw them away!! Hmpf! It's disgusting!!
what... are... you... doing!!! leave my empty monster can collection aloooone! how many times must i tell you this?! they should not be thrown out! ever!! ueueueeee... (sniffles.) does smarty-frog really haaaate meeee that much?! ue... ueeee.... ueeeeee!!! (loud gross sobbing noises.)
Hmpf! I think we both know who gives the best suggestions and yet you feel the need to scold people! Besides, I have led many things before and yet someone like /you/ feels the need to correct me!?! Hm! I personally can do without!
WHAT!!!! in WHAT world are YOU the one that gives the "best suggestions"??? yeah, I just did air quotes with my paws, what OF it??!!! I don't see YOU tryina make sure these clowns don't get into shit!!!!
....🤨🤨🤨 Where'd you get that sweater? Hm? Hm? What's your favorite frog, hmm? Ugh, you're probably one of those normies that likes glass frogs or better yet! A Northern Leopard Frog, or! or! or! an American Green Tree Frog! HA! Although, admittedly those frogs are quite interesting. [They put their hand on their chin and starts nodding] Yes... yes... frogs are fascinating no matter the species, hmmm... ugh! Whatever! It doesn't matter! Just be sure not to get in my way when I go out looking for some frogs! I'll be sure that you're next on my hitlist for people to troll! Kehehehehe!!
troll me online and i'll ip block you.
Have you tried getting at least 2 hours of sunlight per day? Perhaps going on regular walks will help with your rather sloppy and dreary nature.
ohuh....? i have a happy light that my mom got me.... i use it.... sometimes.... i don't really want to go on any walks, though.... am i really that dreary...? that's not what i was going for at all.... mmm... i like your mask.... you remind me of a froggy.... maybe i can make one for you....
OoooOoOoOOo, now here's someone I can dissect! That scar looks like it was chased by a lightning bolt! It's miraculous how you survived such a huge blow leaving such a nasty-looking scar! Tell me more! Tell me more!
Ahaha. Yes, it is quite miraculous. There is not much more to say about it, however. I was a child, I was struck, my sister died and I survived. It is quite simple. Unless you want to know how it felt? The electricity seared into my skin like a brand, melting it from my muscles. I felt as if I was burning from the inside out, a comet plummeting to Earth. The smell of ozone and flaming flesh intermingled until they were completely indistinguishable from each other, and I did not know when my own screams ended and my sister's began. It took six months of physical therapy to be able to use my hand again. How tragic, right? And yet, in spite of all odds, I survived. I think that is the real tragedy. What about you? What could you possibly be hiding behind that mask, hm?
Just some girl.
Ehehe, I guess that's true! Hey, I like your outfit! It looks snazzy!
What an interesting yet strange sense of fashion! How did you get your hair like that? Is it a wig? Do you put mountains of gel in it? So bizarre!
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢 You walk around like that!? You look like you're crawling with germs! 🤮
A defense attorney!?! Such an admirable job! Buttttt I don't respect any person that takes part in that corrupt system we call the Executive Branch. 😴
The only mailman I've had that actually does his job well! Keeps all my papers nice and net! I'll leave a tip for you in the mailbox.
51 SILLYBANDS?????????????????????????????????? WHAT ON EARTH KINDA NAME IS THAT??? Your parents must have really hated you! Ha!
Hmph-! The so-called "man of the people" is so /ignorant/ and so /blind/ to participate in the U.S. government's political system?? Don't make me laugh! Kehe! Some like /you/ are going to lead this country into a free-for-all, if people are poor then they need to work themselves out of that position! But people like you always want handouts! Well, guess what pal! You're not getting it!
People like... me..? 😨 Woah, slow your roll there brother. At least I think you're a brother, aha.. well this is awkward! I mean you should know better than anyone how uh.. people like us are set up for failure, I mean from the low acceptance rate in college, from 1 in 3 black guys being incarcerated, to people like us being more likely to stay in poverty... you have to get it.. right?
... or maybe you don't. Now, stop me if I'm off the mark here but, maybe you feel like you're above that, you're not like "us".. aha.. oh boy, all I gotta say is that's a self-fulfilling prophecy, the high is gonna be just as great as the fall. Trust me.