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Oh my, your parties must be simply divine, yes yes! Are you holding one soon? Would you be willing to invite me? I simply cannot wait, no no!
Oh, my lovely, a party is not a party without you! You don't even need a proper invite, my dear. . . But do expect one very, very soon~~ ❤️
I know how much it hurts, to lose a loved only only to find out another one is the reason they're gone. I know I'm not the most... comforting person, I suppose? But I'm willing to try, if you need anything at all. I'll be right there, okay? Think of me like... um... a fairy godmother? Except... only the fairy part is accurate, I suppose...
……….. I enjoy classical and jazz music. But no. I don’t make any of the music myself.
Ah, ah, ah! A fellow writer! How wonderful! We're going to be the best of friends, yes yes!
Why, of course, of course! Gosh, you must tell me about your work sometime, okay?
Heehee, hahaha! Hello, hello! You look absolutely incredible, yes yes! Why, you look like you jumped straight out of a magazine!
…Oh. Why, thank you. I do well to take care of my appearance. [She fixes some of her hair.] ..I could share some of my methods, for a price.
Pasta chef? What sorts of pastas do you make? There's all different kinds, so I hear! I like the, uh... Fetty-chin one, yes yes! That's my favorite! Do you have a favorite, or do you have to stay neutral for your work... loving all your creations equally and whatnot!
You ask a lotta questions, hun. I love all pasta 's long as it tastes good and ain't the fake sh●t from the box.
A chauffeur? That means you drive places, yes yes? How exciting! To be able to travel all around, and to do it for a paycheck no less! It sounds like great, great fun!
Oh, it has its ups and downs, like any job, I suppose. What really counts is if one enjoys what one’s doing. Tell me, do you feel fulfilled in what you do?
Oh! I don't blame you for not knowing, no no! It's a newer creation for sure, and more a working title! Basically what I do is expand upon already existing works! Haven't you ever finished a book, and just wished that that wasn't the end?
Or wished perhaps the author discussed something more? That's where my work comes in! I fill in all those blanks with my own writings! It's quite fun, yes yes!
[ squints ] . . . What's "fanfiction"?
A real life butler... Oh me oh my, this is so exciting! I had never thought I would be able to meet one in real life! Do you enjoy your job? It sounds awfully tiring, yes yes...
I do enjoy my job. I am proud to serve.
A contraptionist, are you? That's quite the broad title, yes yes? What sorts of contraptions do you make? There's all different kinds! Do you make those- ah, what are they called? Blenders?
PAPERBOY! OH, PAAAAPERBOY! What news do you bring with you today, dear paperboy? Good news, I hope! But, any will do, any will do!
Ooh, you must have a number of treasures in that collection of yours, yes? Might you be willing to show me some? Even just a few would be alright! I'm simply so curious on the kinds of things one might call an 'oddity'!
BEHOLD - THE SKULL!
Money... launderer? I didn't know there was a word to call someone who does laundry. But I suppose there must be a word for everything! And I certainly didn't know you needed to wash money! I've heard of dirty money, sure, but I've always assumed it to be a metaphorical thing... Oh my, I've ought to start cleaning mine right away, haven't I?! Or, perhaps I could ask you to do it for me? That is your job after all... and I will pay, of course! Ah, how exciting!
Mhm, dirty money, yes. Trust me with that safekeeping, and I can make it double in days.
(… He barely processed anything he was saying…)
Oh, indeed, Mr. Wright! I'm simply delighted to meet you as well!
Nice to meet you.
A real life private eye... just like the books! Yes, yes! You must live a daring life, full of adventure... ohhhh, I'm almost envious! You must, you simply MUST tell me the stories of your work!
No. If you want a story, you tell me what to look into. But I’m not going to tell you what I already know.
You know, my father tore my own family apart as well. I've never forgiven him, and I know I never will. But I see something in you my father hadn't shown in all the years I'd known him. ...My forgiveness isn't worth much, I'm sure. And I certainly can't give you Charlie's. But someday, I hope you can earn it. He saw something good enough in you to save your life. Try not to throw it away, yes? I wish you the best, Leonel.
...Thank you, dear. I wish you the best, too. When we're given bad families, the only thing we can do is find better ones by ourselves. So, good luck on your search — make a lot of good friends, and keep them close to your heart. Don't make the same mistakes that I've done.
Hiiiiiii! Oh my, I just love, love, LOVE your hair! We're matching! Oh, we have to be the best of friends, yes yes, we simply MUST~!
um..... my bad. tehe
I don't hold it against him for trying to cover for her. In the end, I'm just glad he got her back.