deu🇩🇪(Joschka)

"human name": Joschka(full name Josef)

German

Names

Name(native Script)

Deutsch

Abbreviation(ISO)

deu

Nicknames

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Basics

Pronouns

any

Regions where Language is spoken

Germany, Austria, etc

German is a West Germanic Language. all the Nouns here will be capitalized, because the German Language loves Capitalism.

Joschka has a light skin Tone, black Hair, and grey Eyes. They appear androgynous.

Joschka is a Capitalist who likes to capitalize their Nouns and wants to spread Capitalism to the other Languages. They are cutthroat and avaricious, willing to do anything for more Profit. Unsurprisingly, they do not care about the Environment. Their only Loyalty is towards the ever-increasing Amount of Euros in their Bank Account.

In order to help PR, they are polite and cordial on the Outside, but they still give off the Feeling that they're hiding something sinister. Maybe this is partially intentional. Despite their evil Actions, they are not usually rude.

They use a lot of cute Emotes like < 3 and :3, it feels eerie knowing that they exploit Workers all the time.

French

please stop trying to hit me with a Croissant

Dutch

who cares if a few Trees are dying???😂😂

• They run a Company dedicated to Language Learning. Their Office has one of those evil-looking leather Chairs that can spin around. They tried to get a Cat so that they could menacingly pet it, but the Cat bit them so they disowned it.
• They're the Type of CEO to change the Logo of their Company into rainbow Colors during June, but immediately change it back at 12:00 AM on July 1.
• They live in Berlin, but would ideally live here
• they have an Anime Profile Picture on all of the Cryptocurrency/NFT Websites that they use.
• They like to collect cute Decorations and Items, notably they have a giant custom-made Squishmallow in their Bedroom that is as tall as the Ceiling.
• They will be caught off-guard if you call them Josef instead of Joschka. It's like when your Parents use your full Name to indicate that you're in Trouble, but in Joschka's Case, replace "Parents" with "the Police."