Crab Crab
hoodierabbit
Info
- Created
- 1 year, 9 months ago
- Creator
- hoodierabbit
- Favorites
- 2
Profile
Crab Crab
Basics
Traits
- Creative
- Sneaky
- Chatty
Likes
- Coconuts
- Selling items
- Deals
About
Oh? Yet another visitor? Hello Hello! Come to read up on me huh? Interesting Interesting. Well as you can tell I'm a uh uh bit of a Crustacean but I assure you I was human born and raised. I've seen it all through the world, been around since America got their freedoms. Ahh... It's uh it's not as great as it sounds. Anyways anyways you're not here for this sad sap. Be careful with an Overclass kiddo. You might become the only one who's holding the future of uh uh... nah.
My Story
Maybe I'll tell you more about myself some day. I'll even charge you half price even. For now, you are the story that I'm reading.
Ultramarine
No.. No not today.
Coconut
Ah yes.. My second wife. Our marriage was wonderful, she a coconut, me a crab. Our life would've been beautiful together if I didn't consume her and... may have been responsible for the priest's death. Hm.
I like these
Trivia
- I was 6'8" when I was a human.
- I've made friends with a majority of people's pets!
- My shop is tailored to everyone's skills, I have studied everyone greatly.
- I also know people's epithet colors haha.
- Humanity is in the balance of my claws, I could turn everyone into crabs in an instant.
I like these people
One of my favorites to watch mm yes indeed. Nervous nerds are my favorite.
Ohhh what an excellent woman and friend. I certainly enjoy being able to have the space. She may think I'm annoying but she knows I'm important to the story.
What the fuck.