Mr. Pritt

Mr. Pritt is a very shallow man. He only wants and believes he is deserving of the best. He claims he has adventure more than any living man. Especially at his young age, because he claims he’s 22 yrs old. He has also told a tale that he single handedly slain a dragon and has claim it’s treasure, thus being able to live his lavish rich lifestyle.

This dude LOVES glitter! He loves to wear fancy sparkly, glittery things, and jewelry. He just wants to douse himself in rich fancy things. He does wear a toupee, but tells everyone that it is his natural hair dammit! Shush! Sometimes it does fly off, exposing his bald head! Pritt actually has an ugly wart but covers it up with marker. Dude claims he was born with a beauty mark there, all natural. As natural as his beautiful thick hair.

Mr. Pritt was born into a lower class family. Seeing how his parents lived made him want better for himself. He wasn’t very brave or strong like his siblings. He was considered weak and useless by most. Unable to assist his family farm or join the army. Failing at every physical challenge he was face with, he decided to take a different tactic in life. He began to tap into what he was excellent at… Lying. Thus his journey of lying and telling great tales. He was able to lie himself into a better living.

He has a connection with Blaine. People has assumed Blaine is his body bagger.