Cyrus was always a deadpan individual, someone who went with the flow. When his friend, Frankie, decided to order a pint of water from Chernobyl and drink it for a video to submit to America's Funniest, things got a little hectic. As it turns out, Frankie didn't want to drink it himself and put it into Cyrus' drink instead, hoping to get a an award winning reaction that would win them both 500 dollars. With no idea that radiated cola was going into his body, Cyrus drank the forbidden syrup and point blankly died not even a minute after consumption. Fearful at his friend's passing and unsure of how to fix it, Frankie came up with the bright idea of forcing more of the water into Cyrus, which only made things worse.

On October 1st, the life of being a human was no more for Cyrus, and days later, when he awoke buried in his grave, he found that he wasn't the same as he was before. Mutated with green skin, a radioactive tongue and a set of strange sensations, he set off to Frankie's.

Upon Cyrus' arrival, Frankie went into immense shock and confusion, unsure as to how his friend was alive. After a few weeks of hiding him in the basement and feeding him scraps from dinner, he decided to see if Cyrus was authentically alive or if this was all in his head. 

Testing was done on Cyrus (Frankie isn't the smartest dude around), and they both concluded that while he was alive, he was dead. He couldn't feel Frankie sawing through his leg, hacking through his hand or drilling large bolts into his skull. Yet, he was completely there, awake and able to communicate through it all.

His birthday is November 4th and I forgot why.