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You want some nifty centered text? I can do that.
Tell me about this beautiful child.
Do they like fruit on their pancakes?
I hope so. Pancakes are delicious.
What do you have?
Oh god he has a knife
Are you serious?
TWO KNIVES
Please, don't tell me...
This is officially Enough Knives.
Geez
How many knives does one guy need? I mean, I get it. A comedic amount of knives is great, but even comedy has its limits, right? Right??? I love a good laugh, but the metal detector broke and I don't even think there's enough room in the buidling for all of the knives this guy's been pulling out of...somewhere.
Boss?
I quit.
Now I'm just doing whatever I feel like.
This place is nuts lol
Sometimes, you just want to spill ALL of the beans at once. I know I do. It's time to share the long, beautiful story of how my cat became an outright menace to society.
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Can you believe that they totally took over the world last week? I mean, it only lasted a day but it was the craziest day since the last time they took over the world. I think we need to figure out a better way to let them burn that energy. Then again, I'm really excited for the next world domination scheme.
- So, there's this girl.
- No, that's everything. There's a girl. She exists somewhere. Haven't seen her in the last few minutes, though, so i can't be certain. Like, what even is object permanence, right?
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