[Edeia] Dan
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You want some nifty centered text? I can do that.
Tell me about this beautiful child.
Do they like fruit on their pancakes?
I hope so. Pancakes are delicious.
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Rules Lawyer.
Can spot out how to do as many different things that still comply with the request as possible.
Are you serious?
TWO KNIVES
Please, don't tell me...
This is officially Enough Knives.
Geez
How many knives does one guy need? I mean, I get it. A comedic amount of knives is great, but even comedy has its limits, right? Right??? I love a good laugh, but the metal detector broke and I don't even think there's enough room in the buidling for all of the knives this guy's been pulling out of...somewhere.
Boss?
I quit.
Dan's abstraction is a mansion with an infinite amount of rooms and ways to get to them.
Only dan knows where the exit is, if there is one.
Sometimes, you just want to spill ALL of the beans at once. I know I do. It's time to share the long, beautiful story of how my cat became an outright menace to society.
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Can you believe that they totally took over the world last week? I mean, it only lasted a day but it was the craziest day since the last time they took over the world. I think we need to figure out a better way to let them burn that energy. Then again, I'm really excited for the next world domination scheme.
- So, there's this girl.
- No, that's everything. There's a girl. She exists somewhere. Haven't seen her in the last few minutes, though, so i can't be certain. Like, what even is object permanence, right?
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