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Oh jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin?
It's an honor to be noticed by you, my lord!~
Although if I were you I would watch my back! ♡
People are so gullible and easy to trick, especially Nathan over here! I could ask him to do just about anything and he'd do it happily!
The Director is a frightening entity, but I worship him wholeheartedly. There's something about him that is,, irresistible.
Hahaha okay so get a load of this broad. She, like, started neglecting her own kid just to join a cult dedicated to mE?? ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS??
Nothing else matters to me besides my lord! I'd do anything to please him <3
hahahahahahha bITCH
The director is,,,, unkind. He is also rude, conceited, dangerous, I advise not going near him
Hey can you stop following me around? It's getting weird
I adore the Director!!! He's inspired so many of my grand shows!!! He even convinced me to leave my little planet on pursuit of a bigger stage! I dont know where I'd be without him!!
He gives me a bunch of animals and shit like lmao I don't want that. I did take a finger off of a human sacrifice he gave me though just cause I felt bad for him
Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, The Director? His philosophy of "I do what I want" is what makes him so desirable as a diety- as well as the fact that he terrifies me, of course- Look, I even gave myself a scar to resemble his eye! Ever since I became broke I wasn't able to give human sacrifices anymore- but now I'm an adventurer to raise funds, and I try to sacrifice animals in place of humans for now!!!!!! The best day of my life was when he took a finger off of one of my human sacrifices I am so honored
She REALLY wants me to rail her. Like holy shit. Honestly though? I'd probably take her up on that if she didn't want it so badly, but y'know, it's more fun to see what she'll do in order to get my attention
I daydream about this dudes dick on the daily- I'd gladly get my pussy grinded by this god anyday of the fucking week like sign me the FUCK up
I didn't really expect to fall for a mortal, but there was? something strange about her? I dunno, maybe I've just grown soft but,, she's just so lovely. I'm glad I met her
The Director saved me- Ah, well, that's dramatic. But.. it'd be a lie to say anything else. He changed my life for the better, not just from Ryan, but from everything I believed and was before. I love him, and I couldn't imagine a life without him in it
I never expected to have a chiLD WHAT IS THIS????? I love her though!! she's a good kid! at least I think she's a good kid? I don't have other kids to compare her too so she's the best kid in my book!
Eeeeeehhhh my dad acts like some of my classmates but I still love him? Idk I dont show it often but he is almost as important to me as Mom is,,, plus like, without him i wouldn't exist in the first place so at least he contributed something haha
Why did it have to be twins why did it have to be twins why did it have to be twins??? Okay listen it's all jokes i dont actually regret them being twins and i love them very much but John likes to copy his sister and Liz likes to bite which is vERY PROBLEMATIC SOMEONE SEND HELP
Daddy!!! He's cool and tall and powerful!! I don't want to upset him, but sometimes when Liz starts to do stuff it's hard to resist. I feel like I can rely on him,, I love him lots!!!!!!
[Half siblings au] Ah, what can i really say? John is a nice kid but,, I just don't know how i can get him to like me, I'm sure he thinks I'm the worst right about now, seeing how im dating his mom and all that,,
[Half Siblings AU] He's STINKY and I HATE HIM. He's dating my mom now, and I know that he probably doesn't like me either! I still think he was trying to take her away. It's HIS fault my life changed... and the fact that he makes Mom so happy is just,, it's upsetting! I want to be the one to make her happy- I did when we lived with Dad! But now,,, now not anymore.
[Muppets AU] The dresses you see Miss Poppy Seed in are usually MY doing. I'm her personal stylist, you see. I'm the brave soul making sure she looks her best at all times! They ought to give me a reward. Or at least a thank you.
Director is my honest and TRUE best friend! He's not like any of these phony washout celebrities. He always knows how to make me look better than Ariana Grande or even Reese Witherspoon! I don't know what I'd do without him and his snack recommendations <3
Oh Poppy is JUST as insane as I am if not more, and I really appreciate that about her! You wouldn't expect it but this broad comes up with the CRAZIEST things to do together. I'm having so much fun with her!!!!
The Director is my best friend, I think that's pretty obvious. Making pathetic people cry with him is so much fun! Guess you could say our friendship is a firm match made in the deepest pits of Hell? I won't lie, he's pretty handsome but, literally, anyone could admit that. It's just a known fact. I love how he causes so much chaos, the world is much more entertaining with him around.
Haha. Haha. My. My ex wife still misses me. But. But her aim is getting better. (Send Help)
you'll get yours one day you son of a bitch
this bitch cut up their face what the fuck was up with that LMAO
Director, I'll do anything in this world to please you! None of the rest of the scum in my midst can compare to the pure adoration I hold for your greatness and majesty. Your every wish is my command, and I'll see to it that the followers of yours under me do the same.
oh for the love of fuck how many of my flings are you gonna show me? Look. I gave her a kid on ACCIDENT it HAPPENS especially when you've been around as long as i have!!! leave me alone!
He was a one-time thing, I didn't expect to actually *get* pregnant from this. While Show wanted to know who his dad is, I wish he didn't go out to find out. Director isn't exactly father material. Obviously.
sometimes when i wanna mess with MY brat kid i mess with HIS brat kid. It's fun and it's easy since he's old enough to tune me out but she isn't!!!!
I really don't know how to feel about Grandpa... I don't like the attention he gives me because he's kinda scary, but sometimes some of the things he says makes too much sense
Show's one of my shithead kids. i try not to interact with my kids much lest they get attached but Bernardo's fun to mess with!! sue me!!!
Director is just apparently my bio dad, which I wish he wasn't. I can't STAND him! WHY COULDN'T HE OF PICKED A DIFFERENT NAME THAT ISN'T BERNARDO DAMN IT??!!
Faerun is fucking HILARIOUS those guys will do ANYTHING down there!!! Karma's one of the cultists she's a RIOT! I like to mess with her. NOT because I'm mad at her dad for leaving me okay DON'T GET IT TWISTED. I don't even CARE about Dominar or whatever the fuck his name is. EW!!! What was I talking about? OH RIGHT, so Karma's especially funny because she has DADDY ISSUES, yeah? So sometimes when I'm bored I like to be all vague and cryptic about where her dad is. It's HILAROUS you should try it sometime.
Oh, The Director is my patron by contract and diety by choice! He is the coolest god around, and I would do anything he asked (even IF I wasn't required to anyway, of course). He has been to so many places, seen so many things, has so much power... I am in awe of him every day. I'm so lucky that he chose me, that he thinks I could possibly be special enough to serve him in this way as one of his warlocks. Haven told me that not many other followers get chosen for this honor, and I don't ever take it for granted! I don't know what I could have possibly done to have gotten so lucky, but he saved my life and I owe him everything I am and more. I hope I can make him proud to have me as a beneficiary!