Profile
information |
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full name | loren kahie |
gender / pronouns | he/they , probably non binary |
role | idk yet! |
age | late 20s |
sexuality | unlabeled |
ethnicity | average white canadian |
height | 5'5 / 170cm |
birthday | may 24 |
likes |
- tba - tba - beef stew |
dislikes |
- tba - tba - pop rocks |
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base info
theyre super pathetic but also like the funniest guy ever. both intentionally and unintentionally. hes really oblivious and forgetful and REALLY REALLY gullible he will believe literally anything you tell him. he can make a joke out of anything and the way he tells stories will get you so invested no matter what its about
he currently lives in a very small apartment with rue and three cats right in the middle of *insert city here*
also he works as a pizza delivery guy and has never been happier in his entire life he LOVES his job
backstory
ok so he and rue were best friends in highschool but didnt start dating until after rue transitioned (a few years after graduating hs)
his parents divorced when he was around 10, his mom hasnt dated since (and doesnt particularily want to) but his dad got remarried to karol's mom and thats how theyre related. loren doesnt have any biological siblings but him , karol and karol's sister might as well be fully related with how well they get along
they completed highschool normally but didnt go to any further education and just lived with their mom (but still hung out w their dad a lot) until they eventually got a place with rue, but that was still a few years they graduated hs
relationships
rue
theyre engaged! woohoo! they have been together for at least 7 years! anyway like i said in the other paragraph they were best friends in higschool ... rue had a crush on loren for a pretty long time but loren didnt really start liking her back until after she started transitioning ... seeing her happier and being her true self did something to loren i think ha ha
they have a very healthy relationship and probablyyyy wont ever get divorced .... they are planning to have a very low key wedding
karol
theyre actually stepsiblings but that doesnt matter. loren is a very frequent victim of karol's antics but its all in good fun and she just likes to mess with him. whenever she gets tired out during the day she goes to his and rues place just to hang out, eat their food and pet the cats
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he seriously doesnt know anyone else??? sheesh i gotta work on this . his only friends are his coworkers i guess. now thats pathetic
trivia
they wear that eyepatch to treat an infection
he is insanely good at playing accordion for no reason at all its probably his only genuine passion other than delivering pizzas
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