Josef J. Slide / JJ's Links
“When I heard Marie tried to replicate me, I thought a second JJ would be awesome to have! Turns out, he just wants to kill me. Which, honestly, sounds pretty in character.”
“I don’t associate with him. Not then, not now, not ever.”
“Woah, this was the granddaddy of the Slide family? He kinda looks like me!!”
*dead*
“Good old friend from when I was younger!! Really smart, too. Smart enough to clone people, apparently!"
“…Maybe I was too quick to judge.”
“I was kinda surprised to learn that she was dating Marie, considering she’s never really been attached to anyone like that, but it’s really cool!! She’s also TERRIFYING!”
“Marie’s said a lot of mixed things about this guy. I can tell the good outweighs the bad.”
“What an ASSHOLE! Who just barges into someone’s house and throws them to the street?!”
“I still can’t believe that HE was the oh so powerful mayor of this city. He’s nothing but a joke!”
“Wait, THIS was the guy that murdered all those people in autumn? But he looks HARMLESS!”
“I’ve only ever heard about Mayor Slide on the news, but he sounds really fun! Being silly enough to use Looney Tunes gags to run an entire city already makes me respect him.”