Gnash

Other Names: G'nash (sometimes pronounces the "G" in "Gnash" when he introduces himself)

Species: Hydrothermal vent bristle worm (Lepidonotopodium piscesae)

Birthday: March 10

Gender: Agender

Pronouns: any

Physical Description 

• Big, wrinkly, flabby worm
• Skin is somewhat scaly/flaky - he does have scales, but he honestly looks more like he has a bad skin condition
• Can be drawn with a variable number of limbs - feel free to put more arms and legs on his "tail," since it's just more of his body
• Looks solid, but has no bones - can fit himself through anything his jaws can fit through
• Sometimes attempts to wear clothes, but it doesn't always go well
  • Leopard print faux fur jackets and plastic mardi gras necklaces are high fashion right
• Eyespots and claws glow in the dark
• His stripes sparkle and glitter when the light hits them right
• Looks normal and happy and smiley until he finds food.  Then he turns his throat inside out and shoots his jaws out of his face.
  • Keeps his jaws inside his head, normally
    • He kind of looks like he has lips, but they're really just folds of flesh
  • When hungry or angered, his jaws pop out and spook anyone who's not used to it
  • They're basically just a long, serrated, wedge-shaped beak

Personality 

• Dense
  • Pop culture illiterate
  • Jokes fly right over his head
  • People think he does dumb things ironically but he honestly has no idea what he's doing
• Someone once told him he looks like a bowling alley carpet, so he went to a bowling alley to figure out what they meant and became instantly hooked on bowling
• He's one of those people who's so giant and intimidating that nobody wants to question anything he does while in reality he's just bumbling about hoping nobody notices that he doesn't know what's going on

Likes 

• Bowling
• Strange fashion decisions
• Calm, lazy days
• Dark, cold ocean water, warmed slightly by the presence of nearby hydrothermal vents

Dislikes 

• Being touched by something he wasn't aware of
  • Sneaking up on him is a bad idea
  • He might actually maul you
• Light
• That thing where people assume he knows what's up and he's just being coy when in reality he has no idea what anyone's talking about and he just wants someone to be direct with him please
  • This is why he hangs out with Thumper - because Thumper's too much of a wholesome goob to have any ulterior motives

Personal Info 

• How on earth does he see??? he doesn't have any eyes
• Definitely has a favorite bowling ball (it's the most sparkly one)
• Bedazzles things that weren't meant to be bedazzled
• Loudly eats crunchy food when he wants people to go away

Date of Creation / Adoption: March 10, 2018

Other Notes: As mentioned above, feel free to draw him with any number of arms and legs.  His "tail" is really just more body, and each segment can have a pair of limbs (also the number of segments is variable too so it's just a funtastic funventure).