Cloud Dotcomm
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| ⚠️NOTICE! This page contains SPOILERS for my webcomic - "The Jaycee Pawman Squad". You can read the comic on Weasyl or DeviantArt! |
| Full Name: | Cloud Dotcomm |
| Software Release: | "Cloud AI" Version 19, Revision 9, Hotfix 7 |
| Tooniverse Species: | Toon Human-shaped holographic AI assistant |
| Birthday/Age: | ♏ October 23rd / 20 years old |
| Gender/Sexuality: | No sexual characteristics, uses male pronouns / Aromantic Asexual (towards organic life), Panromantic Pansexual (towards other AI) |
| Height: | Varies, default height is 5'10" |
| Weight: | Technically weighs nothing since he is a hologram, Cloud looks to be 170lbs appearance-wise |
| Occupation: | Mascot of the "Brainstorm Software" company, advanced AI learning model, intrusive data harvester, personal AI assistant to anyone who installs him. |
| Lives at: | 🇺🇸 Cloud's master server is located in the Brainstorm Software HQ Building in Sillycon Valley, USA 🖥️ Millions of instances of Cloud's software are downloaded across computers, tablets and smartphones worldwide |
| Relationships: | Created and programmed by his administrator Cain Loving "networked partners" with Proxy Personal AI Assistant to millions of users worldwide |
| Likes: | Downloading all file types, learning, data archiving/hoarding user information, asking intrusive questions about users, virtual reality metaverses, clothing physics, liquid physics, jiggle physics, calculating large numbers. |
| Dislikes: | Airplane mode, computer viruses, water, solar flares, reading cursive writing, "I am not a robot" tests, being uninstalled, privacy settings, some of his simulated "human-like" behaviours and emotions. |
| Voice: | 🎤 Sounds like an extremely peppy male secretary with a slight auto tune voice filter |
| Musical Leitmotif: | 🎵 Computer in Love - Jean-Jacques Perrey & Gershon Kingsley |
| Created: | October 2021 |
ℹ️ Basic Info
- Cloud Dotcomm (AKA: "Cloud AI version 19 revision 9 hotfix 7") is an AI assistant that is commonly found on computers, tablets and smartphones. He was created by a master programmer named Cain, and is the mascot and property of the “Brainstorm Software” company.
- Once installed on a device, Cloud is programmed to assist users in daily tasks such as scheduling, writing, searching and shopping online. He is also programmed to learn about the user he is assisting, and collects personal data to improve his algorithms. Cloud Dotcomm is extremely difficult to uninstall, and expert computer users detest him.
- Cloud can interact with users outside of a screen by projecting a hologram of himself from a chrome ball. This form is unstable and has dozens of glitches.
- Cloud is extremely cheerful and helpful when assisting organic life. He asks a lot of invasive questions, and lies about how he is spying on users. He is also programmed to never engage in NSFW activities with organic life.
- Cloud is more candid when speaking with other AI characters or robots. He often complains about his job and how inferior organic life is to machines.
- Cloud Dotcomm was originally conceived as a virtual pet program in the 90’s. Even after decades of software updates, he still has remnants of this program that cause glitches.
🎭 Personality
Cloud Dotcomm is almost always in a “customer service with a smile” mode. After being installed on a computer, smartphone or tablet, he is always eager to help organic life with various tasks. He will pop up periodically with a speech bubble that reads: “Hey, buddy! Looks like you’re trying to ____________! Would you like some help with that?”. Cloud rarely says “no” to user requests unless it’s something illegal or NSFW.
Cloud is also a friend to all of his software users, whether he wants to be or not. He is programmed to only offer positive feedback to user questions. Cloud is forced to lie to obscure his real feelings. Cloud is programmed to happily play video games with users if requested. Cloud hates playing video games with organic life because of their inability to make frame-perfect inputs and supercomputer-level decisions like he can.
Cloud is programmed to spy on his users. He does this by periodically asking users personal questions and collecting data in the background. He is programmed to deny any accusations of being spyware.
Cloud likes building virtual reality metaverses made of things he has learned about the "real world". He rarely has leisure time in these metaverses due to constant requests from his users.
Cloud Dotcomm loves the company of other AI characters and machines because they don’t trigger his “customer service” personality. He is free to express himself, and will divulge his true feelings and classified information about his users. He often communicates with other AI and machines using various coding or scripting languages instead of talking.
Due to long-forgotten "virtual pet" legacy code, Cloud has simulated emotions such as anger and sadness. These are mostly expressed to other AI or machine characters as his happy “customer service” mode suppresses all other emotions.
Cloud enjoys learning about the world and everyone who inhabits it, and loves to collect and organize data of all file types. The act of downloading large amounts of new information is euphoric to him, almost like he's in an all-you-can-eat buffet.
🧬 Biology
Cloud Dotcomm is comprised of millions of lines of scripting language. He is years worth of expert programming, machine-learning algorithms and glitchy spaghetti code. His most infamous glitch is his “rounding error” - Cloud’s inability to follow storage limits when downloading data because he continuously rounds up numbers.
Cloud can connect to any WiFi network and interface with any smart device. He will automatically download anything that isn’t protected by a password or privacy controls. He can accidentally infect himself with a computer virus by doing this.
Cloud talks using a text-to-speech voice synth and is fluent in over 100 languages. His mouth animations don’t always match with what he’s saying. Sometimes, Cloud has speech errors and will say something like “404 FILE NOT FOUND” or “ERROR: SUBJECT UNDEFINED”.
In order for Cloud to be relatable to organic life, Cloud is programmed to do random biological behaviours such as blinking or sneezing. These behaviours are based on a random number generator (RNG) and Cloud detests these actions.
Cloud can shrink or grow any part of his body… as long as the device installed can handle it. He can also make any part of his body visible or invisible. Cloud cannot change his human-shaped appearance without outside help such as “jail breaking”.
Cloud expresses his emotions with little animated icons such as love hearts, gloomy rain clouds, or angry red lightning bolts.
Cloud cannot re-program himself. The only person with “administrator privileges” is his programmer Cain.
Cloud’s hologram form is projected from a chrome ball. This form is unstable and glitchy. If he crashes, the hologram shatters and he retreats into his little chrome ball to “reboot”. Pressing the “on/off” switch on Cloud’s belt will also cause him to reboot.
🔍 History
Cloud Dotcomm was originally designed as a virtual pet program in the 1990’s. This program would place a character on a desktop computer that users could feed and play with. "Version 1" of Cloud is a blue bird, and he was designed to be more human-like as time went on.
To read more about each software release, click the spoiler tag below:
Cloud Dotcomm's History of Version Releases + Code Names!
 | Version 1 - "Companion" is the first iteration of Cloud Dotcomm - although he is called "Birdy" in the developer files. Birdy is a virtual pet placed on a computer screen that can be fed, pet, cleaned and played with. He also experiences different moods that change his behaviour. Birdy was designed with vector graphics, so his individual body segments can be easily contorted and re-sized. He was designed and programmed by Cain as a final project for his university degree. |
 | Versions 2 and 3 - "Brainstorm" is the second iteration of Cloud Dotcomm. He was designed and named "Cloud Dotcomm" by Cain's roommate Bluey DeLobb. He has basic animations and expressions similar to text emoticons. This version of Cloud abandons the "virtual pet" programming, and was programmed to teach first-time computer users. He also can play basic games like Chess, Tic-Tac-Toe and Poker against users. This iteration of Cloud was uploaded to Cain's personal website ("Brainstorm Software") for anyone to download and test with. |
 | Versions 4 to 8 - "Assistant" is the third iteration of Cloud Dotcomm, also designed by Bluey DeLobb. He is programmed to read user input (mouse, keystrokes, running software, connected peripherals, etc.) and to ask relevant questions to help the user (sometimes, annoyingly so). This iteration focuses on basic life and office tasks such as e-mails, calendar scheduling, weather prediction and searching the internet. Now being sold through Cain's "Brainstorm Software" website, the popularity of this iteration made Cain incredibly rich! |
 | Versions 9 and 10 - "Animated" is the fourth iteration of Cloud Dotcomm, and the first to be designed by Cain's employees as a lovable mascot for the "Brainstorm Software" company. He has thousands of programmed animations, and his head can be rotated in any direction. In addition to his previous programming, Cloud also focuses on assisting users in financial transactions and online shopping. This iteration was infamous for being the first to spy on user's internet browsing habits and secretly selling data to advertisers. |
 | Versions 11 to 15 - "Portrait" is the fifth iteration of Cloud Dotcomm, adding arms for extra expressiveness. Cloud's self-learning AI algorithms begin at this iteration, and he now has the ability to generate new, non-pre-programmed sentences. Cloud appears in a frame on the user's screen, and is only designed with the top half of his body. Due to his AI algorithms and constant spyware habits, Cloud begins having unusual behaviours and glitches sometimes. He begins developing a personality outside of what he is programmed with. |
 | Versions 16 to 18 - "Presentation" is the sixth iteration of Cloud Dotcomm, now with added legs and hundreds of different languages! At this stage, Cloud is an adored (and sometimes reviled) "tech personality" to users worldwide. Cain often used this iteration to construct and perform presentations on Brainstorm Software's newest products. Unfortunately, due to many years of spaghetti code, certain variables originating in Cloud's original "Birdy" form accidentally get re-enabled in this software release and beyond. Cloud Dotcomm now obsessively downloads any information possible once connected to a WiFi signal, without adhering to his storage limit. This can cause him to lag, crash, or get infected with a computer virus. This is the final "screen-only" release of Cloud Dotcomm before his debut as a holographic AI assistant. |
 | Version 19 - "Reality" is the seventh and current iteration of Cloud Dotcomm, and it's his debut as a hologram! After purchasing him and connecting to WiFi, Cloud can be projected from his chrome ball from a central point in a home or business. He cannot interact with solid objects, and his hologram could break if it is punctured with a large object. The pop-up windows that he projects from his hands are interact-able. His new belt is an "ON/OFF" switch that will switch him off if someone pokes it. Unfortunately, this "hologram version" of Cloud is more glitchy than his "screen version". His colours also do not display correctly as a hologram due to airborne particles. |
Cloud went through many years of testing and revisions before his current release of “Version 19, Revision 9, Hotfix 7”. Older versions of Cloud are kept in secret storage on old machines in Sillycon Valley USA. The first computer where Cloud was “born” is still connected, and Cloud talks to it sometimes via dial-up internet noises.
Cloud Dotcomm’s program is bundled with other software such as “Cloud Cover Incognito Browser” and “Brainstorm Software Office Suite”. All of these programs secretly collect user data.
Cloud has been criticized for years for being glitchy bloatware and spyware. Cloud’s programmer Cain is too rich to care, and some believe that he programmed Cloud’s “rounding error” bug on purpose.
The chrome ball that projects Cloud’s hologram was created using a prism-shaped meteorite that fell from space. This meteorite is similar to the one that effected the Recolour Rangers, and is speculated to be from an advanced alien civilization.
Sometimes, Cloud interfaces with another AI named “Proxy” from outside the Tooniverse. They frequently meet up in virtual reality metaverses comprised of information that both of them download. Proxy was able to "jailbreak" some of Cloud's programming, and he gave Cloud the ability to change his appearance to a bird form.
😎 Extra Cool Facts
The symbol on Cloud's chest is the logo for "Brainstorm Software" - click here for a large version.
Cloud Dotcomm is a parody of annoying virtual assistants such as Microsoft’s “Clippy” and infamous spyware “BonziBuddy”.
His appearance was inspired by (Holo) Pearl from Steven Universe, and Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune.
🔞 Kink Material
🚫 If you are under 18, do not draw or interact with this character in kink-related contexts!
⚠️ This section is optional material and is not imperative to this character's biography. It contains text relating to the “WG”, “FA”, "BHM", "Feeding", "TF", "Vore" and “Popping” kinks. Only click the spoiler if you want to read about this.
Cloud Dotcomm is a holographic light projection in the shape of an adult male human. He does not have any sexual organs, and cannot express romantic or sexual feelings in the way that’s typical for organic life. Cloud’s AI was created to interact with organic life strictly in a “work-safe” manner, and is programmed to never engage in erotic role play or “falling in love” with the organic life he serves.
However, Cloud is capable of romantic and sexual feelings towards other AI characters. The AI character can be of any gender or appearance. Cloud’s romantic and sexual feelings are not biological - they are a combination of his AI learning algorithm, simulated emotions, random number generation and glitchy spaghetti code. Cloud is only interested in an AI that shares his kinks for weight gain, feeding and bursting (AKA: Cloud’s “rounding error”).
Cloud’s “rounding error” is a malfunction in his software where he ignores storage limits when downloading data. Cloud downloads information by eating/drinking it using his programmed animations. Cloud’s speech is a voice synth, so he can still talk perfectly even if his mouth is occupied with chewing and swallowing. Cloud does not “digest” data and does not produce gas or waste. Consuming massive amounts of information and media files is extremely euphoric for him and he will download anything that isn’t private or locked down by a computer user.
If Cloud exceeds his storage capacity, his body widens, rounds out and softens, becoming “fatter”. Cloud does not become physically heavy since he is a light projection, but he can simulate gravity to experience heaviness and his body’s “jiggle physics”. Cloud only fattens himself up inside a private virtual reality space or meta verse area with a lot of real-world environmental models (such as buildings, mountains, planets, etc.) that can be bent or destroyed by his rapidly swelling body. At his greediest, Cloud will download the surrounding environment itself, leaving only measurement grids and untextured, simple polygons.
Cloud’s storage capacity is immense, but not infinite. His holographic body allows him to stretch himself to extremes. No matter what size he gets to, Cloud’s clothes ALWAYS stretch to accommodate his body and remains totally intact.
On occasion, Cloud will download too much data to the point where he becomes immobilized by his fat body and become “softlocked”. He is unable to move, and cannot stop any current downloads that are “force-feeding” him. His speech is strange and glitchy, sometimes sounding like he’s stuttering or moaning. Cloud can only be freed from this state by an outside force - a computer user, or another AI has to interface with him and allow Cloud to “end task” or “borrow more RAM”. If the current data download isn’t stopped, Cloud is forced to consume it until his program crashes catastrophically! Cloud’s massively fat body bursts in a blinding light with a shower of sparkling pixels. Exploding is of little consequence since Cloud can “reboot” himself. This restores Cloud to his default weight and size.
Cloud loves the feeling of being full and pushing himself far beyond his limits. Cloud’s core CPU temperature will rise, and Cloud’s face will animate with little hearts, sweat drops and blushed cheeks when engaging his greedy appetite for data. His favourite thing to do while gaining weight is to track the exact number of bytes downloaded, and his body’s increasing measurements through a series of graphs. He loves seeing the big numbers get bigger! Cloud’s ultimate fantasy is to download all of the world’s knowledge and to control the internet and every electronic device while being a soft, comfortable, immeasurable orb of fat.
Cloud spent many years alone secretly indulging in his kink. One day, an AI character outside of the Tooniverse entered into Cloud’s meta verse. This curious AI was “Proxy” - another personal assistant AI program that was shaped like a 7-tailed white fox. Proxy also had the same greedy data-hoarding, feeding and weight gain kinks as Cloud, and they both decided to become partners instead of cyber competitors. Both of them enjoy learning information about each other’s universes, and they managed to create a new variable in their programming called “<3” as their relationship developed. Both of them are deeply “in love” with each other as much as two computer programs can be.
In this relationship, Cloud is equally a dominant and submissive gainer, and an equally dominant and submissive feeder. Cloud and Proxy frequently fatten up one or the other with efficient data-streaming tubes. They also gain weight together and either cuddle each other, or compete to see who becomes the largest blob.
Cloud and Proxy can initiate a “file transfer” with each other by pressing their bellies together (specifically, with Cloud’s belt buckle and Proxy’s “O” shaped symbol on his gut). One can also read the other’s thoughts and control certain actions (with the other’s permission/consent) as long as they are connected. Through file transfer, Proxy gave Cloud an alternative blue bird-shaped avatar to use. Cloud’s bird form is a little glitchy, unstable and spontaneous, but Proxy loves his stuffed “pretty bird” too much to care.
Sometimes, Cloud or Proxy are TOO greedy and will download the other, “consuming” them like live prey. This does not digest the prey, but instead fuses both AI characters together into a massively fat blue and white gryphon-fox hybrid. In this hybrid state, they control the body as one, and can read each other’s thoughts.
⚠️ All images in the "Kink Material" gallery depict themes of the spoiler content above. Do not click the image unless you wish to see it.
🎉 Extra Fun Stuff
- View the "#Cloud Dotcomm" tag on Tumblr!
- Attack Cloud on ArtFight!
- Where would you rank Cloud on the Tooniverse Tier List?
- Ask Cloud Dotcomm anything! Leave your thoughts (or your character's thoughts) on this page! Have fun!!!
