Raymond
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- 1 year, 3 months ago
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Profile
noncommittal • miserable • Bumbling
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Name
Raymond Park Silva
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Age
47
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Height
5'6 | 168cm
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Occupation
Corporate lawyer
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Orientation
Bicurious
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Theme
Raymond is an awkward, eccentric man going through a mid-life crisis and a divorce after a relationship that lasted for over a decade. His dream was to become an attorney but he ended up stuck as a corporate lawyer (aka boring lawyer) which he regrets often. He feels law school made him boring so he tries to spice his life up and come across as friendly and quirky by wearing colorful ties and socks but, like, being real, he's the one guy in the room that thinks he's being funny when he's actually being kind of obnoxious. He's very loveable though. He's just a bit of a fool.
- He's very into adult coloring books and self-help podcasts. Man probably loves kombucha.
- Balding and a bit self conscious about it but I think it makes him sexier.
- Likes using bath bombs in the bath though every time he takes a bath it ends with him crying over his ex.
- Him and his ex-wife both have restraining orders on each other.
Early life
Raymond spent his childhood in Brazil, then moved to New York during young adulthood to go to college and pursue a career in law. His dad was a South Korean American immigrant and his mom was born and raised in Brazil. He met her on vacation. Raymond found his own wife in the US and they were in a relationship for 10 years, then marriage for 5 before divorce happened.
Present
Raymond works a corporate office job handling legal matters for the enterprise he works for. He hates it a little more each time he clocks in. He's this close to getting fired because he keeps showing up kinda drunk and in crumpled stinky shirts.
He's been seing some women casually but he always cries during sex and it's really offputting. He's thinking of getting into men.
