AHHHHHH!!

HOLY SHIT! You scared the crap outta me! Who are you? How did you even get here?

Pretty cool, right? If I had a prize on me right now, I'd probably give it to you! It's a HUGE deal for you to find it!

Wait, really? How on earth did you manage to do that?

Then again, it is hidden in plain sight so it makes sense for you to just randomly find it. Good for you!

Either way, you found my profile! I guess I should start by introduciny myself, huh?

I'm a cringe ass loser who enjoys making the gays kiss and doing the absolute bare minimum in everything.

If you can't tell, I'm part of a duo! Check out my partner's profile if you haven't already! She's lonely and needs attention.

If you can't tell, I'm part of a duo! Check out my partner's profile if you haven't already! She's lonely and needs attention. The two of us like to watch true crime documentaries and drown in the gacha addiction life. But I'm recovering! I promise!

What else... Oh! I am somewhat of a ninja.

I know, I know. You see my bright pink ass and think ain't no way she's a good ninja and you are absolutely correct! I'm way too lazy to actually do my job so I just stay at home and read manhwa until I pass out. But I can teleport!

Well, no matter what you say, I'm gonna end up responding the same way because I'm too lazy to fix my transitions in the dialogues!

Anyways, I should probably introduce myself, yeah?

I'm a fairy! I have a fairy form but everytime I offer to show it off; they all look horrified. I wonder why...

If you can't tell, I'm part of a duo! Check out my partner's profile if you haven't already! She's lonely and needs lots of attention~! Make sure to let her know that I sent you!

The two of us like to watch true crime documentaries and drown in the gacha addiction life. But I'm recovering! I promise!

Hmm... what else... Oh! I love pink, fashion, pink, cats, pink, desserts, make-up, and monsters... and pink! I am very normal about pink.

I also enjoy making the gays kiss and bullying the ones that I relate to the most. Take a wild guess on who my favorite child is.

Oh shit, have I been talking too much? I still haven't asked you what your name is!"

WAIT! Sorry, I just saw that a new chapter got updated. It's super important; I can't miss this!

Sorry for the abrupt end to our conversation. Let's chat again some other time!

And, who knows? I might add a few more dialogue every now and then! Be on the look out... See ya!