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ELIO•21 YEARS•MALE
Elio was born and raised in Mississippi, and hunts alligators for a living. Or so he tells everyone. Really he just spends a lot of time scrounging around in rivers and swamps for fish to sell. He shares a cramped rural apartment with his best friend, Drago, who really wishes he'd find better (or at least safer) hobbies.
○TRIVIA○
+ALWAYS looking for a fight, regardless of the opponent (he will 100% arm wrestle a grizzly bear, no questions asked)
+That being said, he's gotten his butt kicked plenty of times and is well known at the local police station
+Doesn't actually play baseball, he just likes hitting things with the bat
+His head scar is fragile and often gets reopened, either during a brawl or just from doing something stupid
+Has literally two emotions; sheer anger or unbridled pride and joy
+Has a short temper and is very stubborn
+Little to no respect for anyone else or the world around him
+Easily distracted; scatter-brained
+His mama spoiled him a lot as a pup, is used to always having his way
+Overly confident in every way possible; will never back down from a challenge
+Has a smelly, crusty old alligator skin he wears on occasion, swears he definitely killed it himself
+Doesn't recall where his scars came from, but he's fairly sure alligators are to blame
+Aggressively protective of his belongings, and of Drago
+Never misses a chance to show-off... he once tried to eat a jalapeño whole and immediately had to spit it out (Drago mocked him for days afterwards)
+Has an orange pet bearded dragon named Onyx, whom he often forgets to feed -- Drago usually ends up taking care of it for him
+Spends a stupid amount of money on lotto tickets
+His level of common sense is in the negatives
+Shockingly smells really nice most of the time; is kind of obsessed with wearing all kinds of cologne
+Chews his claws often, not out of nervousness but because of sheer boredom
+Snarky and mischievous; is definitely a cheeky lil' smart mouth
+Definitely has stolen things before
+Can act charming and gentlemanly when he wants to (generally only to be manipulative)
+Extremely fit and surprisingly strong for his size (he is literally pure muscle)
♡LIKES♡
♡A good brawl; arm wrestling
♡Or just beating people up in general, whether they deserved it or not
♡Climbing, loves being up high
♡The color blue
♡Collecting bandanas
♡Fishing
♡Wearing cologne
♡Going to the gym (jogging, lifting weights)
♡Winning anything
♡Eggs (Will eat them raw and whole, shell and all because they're "crunchy and nutritious")
♡Pulling pranks
♡Digging in the mud
♡The swamps
♡Drago
× DISLIKES ×
X Alligators
X Being cooped up/restrained
X Not getting what he wants
X Any sort of authority
X Anyone trying to be better than him
X Taking baths/showers
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