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You don't need to see .... Okay, fine.
Chin up, sweetpea, I can't see that lovely face of yours otherwise.
What. in. tarnation..?!
(CREATES HIS OWN COWBOY HAT OUT OF POOP. MIMICKING PEDRO)
It sure is, pardner. We're a dyin' breed, I guess.
I don't see too many cowboys anymore. It's a pleasurable sight to see nowadays, isn't it?
Yup. Pretty darn hot. But I retain water real well so it don't bother me very much.
Is the wild west as hot as I've heard??
What are you? The God of Carpetbaggers?! I ain't interested, boy.
HELLO, CUSTOMER!! WE ARE HAVING A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SALE ON OUR EXTENDING COWBOY BOOTS! GROW TALLER WITH STYLE!
The Call of The West. The city life ain't sustainable forever... one day they'll see.
I've had many mortals speak of you in dreams.
Well I'm not too sure. Nobody's ever *drank* me before?
Question: If you're a cactus guy, does that mean you make cactus water? Another question-- does it make you hallucinate? If it does, I may or may not ask you to cry into a bottle.
Ain't that a bit of a contradiction? Hot western sun versus vampire who burns?
Hit me up when you find any cowboy vampires
I rest on a sleepin' bag under the stars. My bed is wherever I feel like putting it.
It really isn't worth the effort to roam the wilderness when the bed is so comforting and familiar.
Nah, I like the heat. I just wanted to visit a friend.
Do you need to cool down from the western heat?
Then it's a good thing I won't lose.
Tooth Fairy here! If I win at a gunslingin' contest against ya, I'll steal your teeth!
I don't think i'm interested in bein' anything of yers.
Now what would it take for you to be the prickly pear to my desert rose?~
Go home. I don't think yer capable of dealing with the kinda crime that happens in my realm.
I am The God of Mystery! I can handle it.