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Your scent is strangely familiar...
For a detective you don't have very good sleuthing skills
Don't worry, ma'am. I will find that rubber ducky if it's the last thing I do!
Would you find my wubber ducky? I can't have baff time without it
Hmm... *pokes his tummy and it makes a squeaker toy sound* Just I suspected. Regurgitate that rubber ducky at ONCE!
*sobbing* IT WAS JUST SO COLORFUL
My detective skills have led me to your realm... What are you hiding?
If anything's been stolen, one of my beasts did it.
Ma'am if you could just- I would appreciate if you had a few moments to spare becau-
Oh, yeah I- Wait I have to take this call!
Please, If I could have a moment of your time I-
No way! I know a canine when I smell one!
You live in The Realm of Pleasure, correct? From what I've heard, there's some mysterious shady stuff going on here... What can you tell me?
Mystery? There's no mystery here! None at all! Eheheh..
I wish I could, but I'm really- a treat?
Awww, your little game of detective is so charming. You've been working so hard, why don't you sit down and have a treat?
Could I have a moment of your time, sir?
NAH, I DON'T ASSOCIATE WITH DWEEBS π¦
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I am The God of Mystery! I can handle it.
Go home. I don't think yer capable of dealing with the kinda crime that happens in my realm.
*eye twitches* That's okay, I realized I have somewhere to be right now. Maybe some other time.
Oh yeah, I saw something! Yesterday when I was uh... No wait... Or was it last week? Um...
Wrath, huh? Noted...
Oh you're looking for mystery? Diablo is allllwaaays up to no good. He's got devil horns and a pointy tail for pete's sake! And I know he'd LOVE for you to drop by!
That's okay, thank you anyway.
I'd love to help, really, but I haven't seen anything. I don't get very many visitors.
I see... *clicks pen* well, thank you for your time.
So I told the robber that the only valuable thing that I own is a giant rubber duck named Bethany. I think that scared him off because he ran off with none of my belongings!!
Hmm....She said you'd say something like this...
I'm gonna beat that damn mule into a little brown stain! I ain't done nuthin!
He has two evenly spaced puncture wounds in his neck?
I don't see how me being a vampire has anything to do with this guy's sudden blood loss.
Mine work just fine, thank you...
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Sorry to bother you with it, then. Thanks anyway
Oh, uhhh... I don't really know anything about missing people. Talking about it makes me sick...
I know I wasn't invited but I promise I won't be here long, if you could just answer a few questions for me...
Did I say you were welcome here, boy?
I'm looking for evidence! There's none on your face, sadly.
Why do you gotta be all up in my face with that magnifying glass??? Do I have acne??
I'm starting to think no one knows what happened to them
It's beyond my knowledge as to where those Gods ran off to. I have faith in their safety, though.