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...You aren't *so* bad. My beasts are gross too. Less so, but still.
(GRATEFUL, BASHFUL TOOTS)
Not very well.
Oh, you're such a wonder to have here in my garden. Do you know how to dance, by the way?
...Could I name a beast after you, confusing one?
I feel like if I gave you a spaghetti noodle it would instantly go flaccid. Also did you know that dinosaurs can speak French
The beasts enjoy your presence.
You've been a fantastic hostess ever since I stepped foot into your realm. I enjoy it here, really
I don't have any food to bring, it's that's okay.
Wanna go for a picnic? I make a mean charcuterie board!
I want to see Fauna in my dreams again.
Are there any dreams you'd like to have tonight?
I have no idea what you're talking about. I sleep under the stars and bathe in rivers.
I must ask you. What's your skincare routine?
Potential? My beasts are as fragile as they are powerful. They reflect their creator.
The world despises your creations, but I see value in them. I can show you your potential.
I appreciate you in all of your repulsiveness. It's quite charming.
You, um, that's crazy haha, wow, you're like, awesome sauce , ehehe
Beautiful creature. Come to me, and I will ease your sorrows.
(gurgled panting and whines)
Of course. You're welcome to dance, frolic, and prance with them. They tend to laze about and forget how to have fun.
I am forever thankful for the creatures you bless the world with! Truly, what a pleasure they are to frolic with!
I'd be delighted to meet them.
I absolutely MUST introduce you to my beloved pups! They'll love you!!
Heh.. Heh.... HAHAHA! Shoes!?
YOU LOOK LIKE JUST THE PERSON WHO'D LOVE TO BUY OUR SPRAY ON SHOES! ONE SPRITZ OF OUR SPRAY AND YOUR FEET WILL BE COMFY AND COZY, WRAPPED IN MESH FABRIC AND RUBBER!
The humans are creatures as well. They're mindless. They fear my beasts yet obsess over their existence.
Your creatures whom roam the Earth have been much kinder to my planet than that of human beings.
You'll be surprised how well I can hide. Wait.. wife?
Do you wanna play hide n' seek? Whoever wins gets to see their wife
Blissful ignorance is the gift I bestow upon the majority of them. But how can you be so sure? Mental fortitude does not hinge on sentience. How would you fare if you were a mindless beast?
You're beasts and creatures will crumble under the weight of reality. It's fortunate that they lack consciousness.
I know when to rest and when to work. And right now, I must work.
Who's going to judge you if you take a moment to relax? Bask in the sun? Work can wait.
They're as natural as every other hair on my body- so yes.
I love your eyebrows. Are they natural? I'm jellyyyy
It hurts to know many see me in a negative light. But they have their ways, and I have mine.
Don't you feel rejected by the world?