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Oh my. I don't know whether to be confused or disturbed.
(FARTING TO THE TUNE OF EENIE MEENIE MINNE MOE)
What kind of question is that? We can just tailor you a new one!
You wouldn't mind me stealing your suit, would ya? I gotta fancy event comin' up
Not empty, but always welcome for more.
I'm being enchanted just by looking at you. Is your bed empty
I hope you're doing well in the horror realm, Oscar.
Uhh.. um... I... It's... fine... *blushes and looks away*
Keep your chin up, Macee.
I was feeling a little down, but the sight of your face has washed my blues away.
I appreciate the compliment but this is all natural beauty. Aside from a touch of mascara.
Holy shit. Your makeup is so good.
Someone so beautiful deserves to be fawned over. I'm sure Sterling would be delighted to have you in his realm...
Oh, you flatter me. I'm not entirely certain I'm fit to be in a place of eternal paradise. I'd much rather a place of reality.
It's a very tempting offer. Ahem. But I couldn't betray Sterling like that...
Let me break you. It would cause Sterling so much sweet pain.
Not usually, but I can't resist an offer from such a beautiful god.
Um.. Do you uh, like um.. Frozen drinks...?