Phobos's Links
You're just as bad as he is, Sixten.
Yes…? Why else would I associate with him??? What is with you people stating the obvious
I. Uh. Well. Yes, yes it's m-mutual! *visibly sweating and trembling*
You’re so wonderful to be around. I hope to… see you more often. I hope that feeling is mutual.
Oh my- I... I think I'd like that...
Would you mind it if I snuck you out somewhere… fancy? You could… call it a date, if you want.
T-thank you, Sterling, but I'm fine right now..
Are you hungry? You must be! Please, take anything you desire. It's all for you, my most esteemed guest.
Is this another sick horrible torture my brothers sent to torture me???
(SKITTERS AROUND, FARTING WITH EACH STEP)
Sorry, brother. There's just so much to be stressed about...
Please now brother, you must stop stressing. It's giving me a headache.
*trembles in fear* I've never seen one until now and its immediately going onto my random fears list.
HEY!!! YOU!!! YOU SEEM LIKE THE TYPE OF GUY INTERESTED IN T-SHIRT CANONS (shoots multiple [BAND NAME] t-shirts into the air)
Oh uh. Thank you..? This... this isn't a trap, is it..?
You look tense! I gotta cup a' tea and a massage chair at the ready!
.... I don't know what you mean..
Tsk, Phobos... Don't you think it's time you've gotten some independence?
I.... that sounds nice.... anything to be away from him. Anything to be useful.
Oh, poor Phobos. I can set you free, you know. Make you useful. Take you away from that abuse and bring you where you deserve..
The purple..? Thank you. If I didn't like it it would he unfortunate... seeing as I rose this way.
I must say, I'm quite the fan of your color scheme.
T-thank you...???? And... As. Defined as they are i.. don't think they are capable of that.... please don't put cheese on my face-
Could I be able to grate cheese on your cheekbones? That's a good thing. A lot of people like the victorian pale high cheek poor boy look. It grows character
...I didn't think it was a very er.. inspiring face... unless it's for a tragedy.. I've been told I look like a kicked puppy...
I might take some inspiration off of your face. For theatre.
Thank you.. I hope for you as well. Hurt can only happen for so long. Everyone deserves peace and happiness even just a little.
I hope you find yourself in a place of satisfaction in your life. You deserve kindness. I can tell.
And then some.. And I'm not a t-toots... (whatever that means..?)
'Ey toots, youse got a LOT on your mind.
I- oh dear. I'm not interested- that was rude I'm sorry please don't be upset actually here's all my money ill take them thank you goodbye
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You're very uh. Interesting. If you're offering I could be intrigued.. maybe. If it's. Not too scary. That is.
And I find myself intrigued by you! You need more wonder in your life, my friend!
Oh uh- a kiss?? How sudden I- Oh my.. (dies a little)
Would you like a kiss from a flower?
I feel like is waste too much of your time sir, there's a lot to talk about...
My office is open at anytime for you.
Joint? Therapy?? Oh jeez…
You look like you could use a joint, bud. And some therapy. Hey so here's my brother's card-
Books are nice when I get the chance to indulge. I’d love to learn more types of stories..
Are you a reader? I have a library full of stories spanning across the universe... if you wanna hang out..