Sterling's Links
Well I'd hope so. I look forward to the presence of such beauty in my realm! You really light up the place.
You know, darling, I find myself drawn back to your realm pretty frequently. Have you enchanted me?
Are you hungry? You must be! Please, take anything you desire. It's all for you, my most esteemed guest.
T-thank you, Sterling, but I'm fine right now..
No! Under no circumstances will you be allowed to stay in my realm.
Come on, you're my baby brother! Have some empathy!
HAHAHAHHAH THAT'S SO- Actually, that's gross. What are you doing in my realm, vile creature?
(REVERBED FART, SOUNDS AS IF LOST)
You remind me of my brother. But if he was more likable!
Would you like him more if I taught him how to oink when squeezed?
Care for a drink, darling?
Of course, darlin'. You seem like th' fancy type. Wanna go for some wine n' steak?
Im blushing! You could be on cloud nine every day at my realm. Would you like to visit?
You're ethereal... I'm on cloud 9 just looking at you.
Im *always* in need of someone to fan me! My poor little angels get so tired from doing it. Be my guest!
Do you need anybody to fan you? At all???
Why envy me when you can copy me? You might like my leisurely lifestyle
Dreamlike life, isn't it? I feel that many envy you.
Yes! There is never enough!
Do you need any more elephant ear plants to turn into fans?
NO WAY. Really?! Did you suffocate him with your breasts to prove a point? Please tell me you did
And THEN I was told that I needed a breast reduction. So, I told him that I'd suggest a BRAIN reduction but it was impossible to get any smaller!! We ended up banging later but
Oh, I'm intrigued! Keep talking to me, handsome!
Hey toots, ya got any room for one more? Youse ain't gonna be disappointed in what I haves t' offer~
How about a portrait of us together? Nude, of course.
You look like you belong in a paintin'
You poor thing! I pity you so. Visit as soon as you can!
Oh to bask in your realm for centuries. It's unfortunate that I'm such a busy bee.
Hahaha! A nap is tempting, but it would just be sooo much effort to leave my beautiful realm. Why don't you stay with me? Get comfortable? You might not want to leave.
Psstt.... Wanna head by my realm and take a nap on one of my beds, broad?
Isn't it amazing? Your energy is unparalleled! You must do a little dance for me or something.
And how wondrous that your realm is so filled with ecstacy!
Interesting offer my dear. How about a trade? I'll take the mattress if you think it's more comfortable than the ones in my realm. Come on, give them a try.
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN PURCHASING OUR BRAND NEW MASSAGING MATTRESS, MASSATTRESS!? MASSAGES YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP! 50% OFF SALE!
A touch like that could really make my realm shine!
I don't mind decorating your realm... at a price
Are you the one who has Macee and Clark tripping over their own feet? You better not stir up any trouble, as handsome as you are.
Trust me, I'm bewildered at the mess too.