Strype's Links
Ready for round two or do you need a break after your first time?
HOOOOT!! (Hey!! Shut up you pervert!)
You can take a man's fleas but you can't take his dignity.
I take whatever I please, you beast.
You can wash me but i'll just get dirty again ;D
You are the most vile being I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Someone has to powerwash you
Come on, you're my baby brother! Have some empathy!
No! Under no circumstances will you be allowed to stay in my realm.
Would kissing this guy be the same as eating ass?
(REVERBED FART. SKITTERS AROUND AS SHART NOISES INTENSIFIES)
NO I AM IN DEBT TO THE LAST GUY THAT CONVINCED ME- wait. ARE YOU THE SAME GUY?!??
ARE YOU INTERESTED IN MY NEW SPECTACULAR BUSINESS PRODUCT?!
YEAH YOU TOLD 'EM. Do ya happen to be eatin "just a spoonful" of ice cream with that spoon?
So I says to him, youse got a nerve t' tell me all that squat. I ended up socking him in the face and stealing his giant spoon
UM, DUH?! I'm a ROCKSTAR, smoke bombs are like my thing!
WANT SOME BOMBS? (smoke bombs)
Im going all in every time. I don't have much to lose anyways, amiright?
Question, how well do you think you'd be at a gamble?
Ive been thinkin' about it, but i'm afraid they won't let me out once i get down there
Brooo... I need to see one of your shows asap. Do you plan on playing in Hell? I live on the seventh circle
You make me feel real special, Eros...
Oh you~ you're so charming and handsome! You just know how to make a guy swoon.. You're perfect.
You, um, that's crazy haha, wow, you're like, awesome sauce , ehehe
I appreciate you in all of your repulsiveness. It's quite charming.
Pleaaaaaase PLEASE PLEAAAASE convince Sterling to let me back in!! I'll make it worth your while ;)
You disgust me! Id consider it- but you won't let me clean you up. So nein! Get lost!
She thinks I'm gross, I think he's stuffy. Y'know, sibling stuff. But I do really want back in his realm, he's got a nice place.
So what's your deal with Sterling?
Who says a cantaloupe can't elope?
do you ever wonder that if you mixed a watermelon and a jackalope you would get a cantaloupe. i wonder if cantaloupe is called that because it cant elope
Oh yeah? WELL I CAN GET EVER LOUDER!!
Oh, joyous! Do fill my ears with the sweet sound of loud music!!
Wait, what button do I press to start the TikTak again??
Before I show you, are you SURE you remember our dance moves? The renegade is very important
Who needs it? If i stretch my tongue long enough I can move anything
You haven't mastered the art of telekinesis yet, have you?
What?! They're mine! I'll share but I ain't letting any of em go
Harlow told me you've got access to some sick old electronics. You won't hog them all, right?
Gimme sweet dreams, man! ...Maybe ones with Eros in them?
Sure, but I can't guarantee how good they'll be.