Stetson J Stratus's Links
"Good evening Carnihell, it's Stetson Stratus here with CHN news! We're here with the shining tents pride and joy, the lovely Kee~! Now dear, the fans are just dying to know about your transition from melody tent to the tent of shine. Was it hard on you? Which tent is better? Oh! Is it true that the infamous Lucy plush appeared out of nowhere??-" *Continues to blabber on and on with questions, amping up the dramatics and shoving the mic in Kee's general direction*
Kee would do her best to answer all of Stratus' questions, honestly. But the man will always find a way to twist words and cause drama-
Such as never letting her finish explaining the accident.
mineral given: Corundum
*Pops out from behind Faerie* "Gooooood afternoon Carnihell~! It's Stetson Stratus here, with CHN news! Today I am accompanied with the beautiful raven rose of the Melody tent..Miss Faerie! Now..as much as I'd love to shower ya' with questions..(because I be havin' a lot)..due to your speaking situation, it would be hard for the beloved fans to understand you properly..So I've come up with an even better idea! If ya could be so kind as to play a song for the viewers, my dear, that would be wonderful! Ya do enjoy playing the guitar, do you not? I don't believe I've ever had the pleasure of seein' ya perform before..I would be ever so delighted to see it!"
*Faerie can't decide whether she wants to wallop him on the head for casually mentioning her lack of a voice for all of those who tune into CHN to learn, or humor him because she finds him rather entertaining. Though both are possible—… With A roll of her eyes and after sticking her tongue out at him, she pulls a guitar from out of thin air.*
*Catches one glimpse at Vegra and sprints away*
*Low animalistic growling*
"Goooooooooood morning Carnihell! Stetson Stratus here, with CHN news! I just so happen to be accompanied by the dashing Phoenix here, and boy is that an understatement! Or can I call ya Max? Ah- names ain't important right now..there are more important questions to be answered! Now..the fans back home are dying to know, how does one manage walking around on those crazy stilts?? You shine tent members never fail to amaze me! Did it take ya a long time to perfect your stilt act..or did it come naturally to you? Oh-! And I've just got to ask-" *Slinks arm around Phoenix's shoulder* "What's these rumors about ya gettin' hitched?? Did a special Carni happen to sweep ya off your feet~? The fans just love romance stories!"
*Pops up behind Aamon* "Hellllllloooooo Carnihell! And Good evening! Stetson Stratus here, with CHN news! Today I've got the pleasure of being in the presence of the lovely and talented Aamon~! Now I can appreciate a clown like you, Aamon, always having something to say! I'm the same way..but unfortunately for me I cannot say we're on the same skill level when it comes to singing. Why, your voice is just lovely..and viewers back at home my words are a true understatement to Aamon's skills here! ..Oh-! I've just gotten the most wonderful idea- Aamon dear, why don't you put on a little show for our wonderful viewers..I'm sure everyone is dying to see you in action!" *Shoves the mic in Aamon's face with a big grin*
"Oh! Oh! Um- Thank you! Uh- Of course I can, I uh-"
Aamon tries to go along with his questioning to the best of his ability, believing it to be a genuine news source. He does get quite nervous though, especially with the mic in his have.
Dixie is absolutely SMITTEN with this trouble-stirring scoundrel, and is one of the clowns you'll have to go through if you ever planned to kick his ass for a (not-so-truthful) story. She has a surprising amount of involvement with CHN news; She does Stratus' make-up, and on the odd occasion, helps run interviews. Their personalities bounce of one-another effortlessly, and they make for a very entertaining duo both on and off camera.
Beneath the dramatics though, when the show is over and the cameras stop, Dixie cares about Stetson tremendously and makes a point to ensure it's known.
*Pops up behind Vorran* "Heeeeellllllooooo Carnihell! And Good afternoon! Stetson Stratus here, with Carnihell news~ Today I am joined by the lovely Vorran...Rage tents resident pirate! My my...your aesthetic is much different than the others in this tent, which is a great thing in my eyes! This tent's full of too many brutes in my opinion..*shudders at the thought* Ah anyways-! Now..you're an older clown, I'm sure you've got great advice for those back home, dontcha old timer? But before we get into that, I've gotta ask. Those fancy swords ya got there..are they just for show or are they the real deal?" *Shoves the mic into Vorran's face with a grin*
“I assure you, they’re very real. Would you like a demonstration of that fact?” Vorran doesn’t like Stratus all that much, which is surprising considering how much of a people pleaser the old clown is. He finds Stratus grating, always popping up behind him. He can and will beat this man up and probably has before!
*Pops out from behind John* "Helloooo Carnihell, it's I, Stetson Stratus here with the morning Carnihell news! Today we're with my good pal John, who has so kindly accepted an interview from yours truly~! Now tell me John..I spoke with shine tents very own Kee briefly about this issue..but the poor thing could only utter your name and nothing else! The fans are dying to know..what really happened that day? Cmon' now, don't be shy~" *Shoves the mic in Johns face with a smile*
*John lowers the mic a bit*