Thalia Ka'Ko-Ri's Links
I can't believe you brought this thing home and kept it. it better not call me Grandma or I'm throwing it in a dwemer ruin and calling it a day.(1)
Stinky grandma 💕(2)
i could have, yes. would you have stopped giving me treats? also yes. so you see my dilemma.(2)
You could have told me you were an Alfiq...(1)
if you try to 'smooth me out' again I'll bite your fingers off.(1)
*puts steamer and iron away*
how many fingers?(2)
you know, when you cast your spells it's more effective if you-(1)
- I'M 48 YEARS OLD KAKORI. I KNOW HOW TO CAST A SPELL...wait...what am i doing that could be more effective?(2)
Oh for fucks sake, Faraday. i found the Marshar's first, leave my family alone. *arches back and starts low grumbling and hissing*(1)
Faraday: you can keep your middle-aged greying apprentice. i already have one.
*arches his back and starts low grumbling and hissing right back*
Antonie: both of you be nice, or no catnip. (2)
Stop squishing my face and calling me "wrinkly baby" I'm a powerful sorceress and deserve respect!(1)
...wrinkly baby~(2)
Meadow would have torn the moons from the sky for you, if you had only asked him too. everything he's ever done was for your approval and in hopes you'd love him back even a bit as much as you did when he was a child. he's spent 30 years trying to "fix a mistake" that wasn't even his doing, but you blamed him for it all the same. i hope you die and rot in the hot sun on the side of the road somewhere on your long walk, for walking out on him the way you did. after everything he's given up for you, time and time again. you never deserved him, my little Meadow deserved better than anything you could have ever given him. die alone, you cunt. (1)
(torn between feelings of jealousy towards Thalia, like she's taken her place in Quaithe's life, but also respects her and her devotion to Quaithe and how she's stayed by his side unwavering for 40 years. she genuinely wants to feel bitterness or hatred towards her, but can't and feels bad whenever she does start to feel jealous.)
I'm so sorry Kaliba, i couldn't get Annetta to you in time. rest well, dear. know Antonie will be loved and take care of, always. (1)
(they had a mutual understanding and respect for each other for almost 20 years. Thalia lost a good friend when Kaliba died.)
what trouble are you getting up to little lizard? something diabolical? does it involve poison? i do hope so. (1)
I have been meaning to test out some new paralysis poisons... ethically...of course...(2)
Go cry about it.(2)
I feel like there's some animosity between us? maybe we could hug it out?(1)
*hushed gossiping snickering whispers*
"AND THE SHE...WELL...YOU KNOW..."
*hushed gossiping snickering whispers*
"REALLY NOW??? THE WHORE!!"
*licks him multiple times* (1)
"eee heee hee, what? Big fish scared of a little cat?" enjoys scaring him and making him think khajiit want to eat him. (3)
"you...you licked me...several times...wait...NO!! YOU'RE TASTING ME!! OH!! THAT'S VILE!! YOU SAGGY SACK OF SKIN!! I AM A PERSON!! NOT YOUR DINNER!!" (2)
*voice cracking on verge of tears*
"nNnNnooo..." (4)
Are you still mad i beat you at cards? (2)
you say 'cheat', i say i used all the tool at my disposal. the point is to win, is it not? 💅✨ (4)
....(1)
you only won because you cheated!(3)
you're the one who killed my Meadow.
I'm going to enjoy harming you. (1)
That's what I'm hoping for. i want you to suffer, death would be such an easy way out and you don't deserve that kind of mercy. (3)
I'm a daedric prince, you can't kill me. (2)
*feels genuine fear for the first time in an era* (4)
"-oh, I'm more than fine dear. why don't you tell me about that book you haven't been able to put down the past few days? what was it about again?" (2)
*climbs up on his shoulder and listens to him info dump about his new favourite book* (4)
"Ms.Thalia, i put a spot of ginger earl grey tea on. is there anything you need while we wait? a snack? are you hungry? how about a pillow? maybe another blanket? skyrim does get so very cold? maybe a-"(1)
"OH!! it's a romance series!! So there's this Nord Guardsman who finds out he's, get this, DRAGONBORN!! then there's this Mer, he's an Altmer - Bosmer mix, who's SUPER good with bow and like a genius with alchemy. they end up traveling together-" (3)
-*cast an ice spike directly into his chest*
that's for my Meadow, you monster! (2)
it's been some time Thalia, i never expected to see you agai-(1)
*pulls the ice spike out of his chest and the wound immediately closes and is healed over* still as spirited as ever i see. (3)
a bit of advice for you, DON'T trust Kaggan. he isn't what be seems, believe me. I've lived through his lies, you're better off far away from that manipulative man. (1)
So did Quaithe, he trusted his father. looked up to him, idolized him in every way, did nothing but love him and what did Kaggan do in return for that? he tried to butcher Quaithe in Apocrypha. don't trust that man, he'll use you and when he's done getting that he can from you, he'll rid himself of you with no remorse. (3)
he...never told you about his family? about Akarah? Quaithe? all the other children of his he BRUTALLY MURDERED over the eras? what lies has he told you? child, listen to me. you aren't safe with him and what ever you do, DO NOT return that Hist Tree Sapling to him. Gods know what horrors he has planned for it. (5)
Master Kaggan might have a checkered past, but he's a good man...uh...mer. He raised me from a hatchling and has always done what's best for for grove. i trust him with my life. (2)
i...what do you mean...?(4)
no. no, Master Kaggan would never... he's... he's a good...man. right...? i...i think i need to sit down. (6)