Carlo Del Maré's Links
the most annoying mf I have ever met I hate him and his stupid cute face and stupid pretty long hair and his stupid mischievous grin and I fucking hate his jawline....... wait.
[Omalia prides herself on being able to read people well, but seems to have not picked up on the fact that Carlo is a serial fabricator. Either way, she is smitten by his looks.]
"Why are you staring at me like that?
is there something on my face?
😏 would you like to be on my face...?" (2)
*stares down* (1)
"you keep your fish lips to yourself." (3)
"has anyone ever told you that you are a VERY handsome man?? and?? seem strangely familiar?? odd...AH WELL!! NO USE DWELLING ON IT!!~"
(literally has no idea Ophidian's his kid until almost the end of their journey in Akavir)
*having an existential crisis over meeting a fish man who he has a strikingly uncanny resemblance to*
"MY FRIEND!! IT HAS BEEN FAR TOO-"(1)
*looks at paper and balls it up and throws it*
"UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU MY FRIEND, I CANNOT READ TAMRIELIC!! AHA!!"(3)
"-stop calling me that."
*hands him a court ordered cease and desist* (2)
"well it's time to learn then. you see this word?
this word is CEASE and this other word? that word is DESIST. " (4)
"SO!! THERE I WAS, 100 UNDEAD CREATURES OF THE NIGHT, CIRCLING ME. SO!! GRABBED MY DAGGERS AND SHOUTED-" *he goes on for another 3 hours about some presumably made up story about his pirating adventures* (1)
*Has RBF the whole time, but is asking clarifying questions, genuinely listening and internally on the edge of their seat with excitement listening to pirate stories. even if they know it's all probably a bunch of lies*
"interesting...then what?" (2)
"WHY, MISS TAL YOU LOOK ESPECIALLY EXQUISITE TODA-" (1)
"wow. okey."(3)
"PASS"(2)
"WAS, MY FRIEND!! I MUST ASK, HOW??
HOW DO you GET THE LADIES? and men for that matter. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND??" (1)
"YOU KNOW!! HOW IS IT YOU SO EASILY SEDUCE EVERYONE WHO CROSSES YOUR PATH?? I MEAN YOU NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU DON'T SEEM THE CASANOVA TYPE??"(3)
"you...you're serious? that's it?"(5)
"what do you mean?"(2)
"uh? i'm autistic and have a huge dick?" 🤷♀️(4)
"yeah, pretty much."(6)
"Azhdaha Peda hona" *recites the Tsaesci equivalent of the Ayatul Kursi* (1)
"uhhh... I'm not gonna lie Carlo, i have no idea what you just said? but it sounds important? so let's try this again but in Cyrodiilic, yeah?" (2)
"you...you licked me...several times...wait...NO!! YOU'RE TASTING ME!! OH!! THAT'S VILE!! YOU SAGGY SACK OF SKIN!! I AM A PERSON!! NOT YOUR DINNER!!" (2)
*voice cracking on verge of tears*
"nNnNnooo..." (4)
*licks him multiple times* (1)
"eee heee hee, what? Big fish scared of a little cat?" enjoys scaring him and making him think khajiit want to eat him. (3)
"why are you giving me these keys??" (2)
"...uh?? no i don't... that's why i asked...who even are you??" (4)
*hands him keys to the house* (1)
"i think you know why."(3)
wants him to have easy access to annoy her family because she thinks it's hilarious.
"i would rather be battered and fried..."(2)
"Mr.Maré! Do you wanna try and hold Faraday? i think he'd like you!" (1)
THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING MY GOLDEN FRIEND!! I HAVE 400 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, THERE ARE MANY THINGS I COULD TEACH YOU....and teach you~. SO. THE MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION. HOW MUCH DOES THIS PAY? I AM NOT CHEAP MY SNEAKY GOLDEN FRIEND!! well, not in these matters anyways...(2)
OHHHH HO HO!!! I THINK I WILL LIKE THIS PARTNERSHIP VERY MUCH!! NOW. LET US DISCUSS YOUR MESS OF ORGANIZATION SHALL WE, AND HOW I WILL HELP MAKE IT INTO A WELL OILED RAILING MACHINE!! uh. to be used against the Thalmor and oppression and whatnot, unless...?(4)
AH HAHA!! CAN'T BLAME A MER FOR TRYING! but really, let's discuss your spy network, yes? (6)
I can't believe I'm saying this...but... you're surprising efficient when it comes to espionage, information organization, and keeping track of all our spies whereabouts...i could...*trying not to dry heave* ...use the help of someone like you in leadership in the rebellion. (1)
...however much you can steal. (3)
...no. not ever. ALSO, you're LITERALLY SLEEPING WITH MY FATHER. Auri-El help me, if this is the kind of people I'm reduced to recruiting for the cause. (5)
بہت اچھا پھر میں اس چھوٹی بچی کا بدلہ
جس چھوٹی لڑکی کو آپ جانتے تھے وہ مر چکی ہے، میں ایک نئی دنیا کا زندہ خدا بن جاؤں گی۔