Simon (under construction)'s Links
"A dumbass who I cannot believe survived for fucking years in the damn wild. Kinda miss how she used to be before Wukong left, the bastard. Gives good head tho."
"I miss who he was before the Hoenn League. But he's a good friend, even if he's a bit of a dick."
"Godless whore. I would say a slur to them if I could. Keeps my boss out of jail and haven't ran outta convo material with Jerome just yet, so I'll take my paycheck when I can get it because of him."
He wants to call me a fag sooooo bad. Go ahead buddy, wouldn't be the first time!
"He's...certainly a person. Kat keeps saying we're alike and I sometimes see it. He's slowly teaching Kat that she can't rely on her past to excuse some of her bullshit, I appreciate that, even if she's taking it really hard. He's a good drinking buddy though, hilarious hearing Salem's bullshit from someone else."
I don’t normally spend time around other people, but I guess I can make an exception. I’ll never waste an opportunity to complain about Salem.
"Motherfucker how do you tame the AntiChrist, I want to know. For educational reasons."
I have my ways.
"He makes Oren happy, so he's not on the chopping block. Not sure if I could fight him if I tried, but whatever. Little weird how he burns up before I do, though, and I'm a fucking redhead with freckles."
Seemed a lil bit…too happy when I taught him how to use a gun. But I mean, it ain’t my problem.
"Loud. Covered in glitter. Strange. And also has awful nicknames."
BIRD BOY!! A little Starly told me Kitkat thinks he's got a little somethin' somethin'! You'd think someone Kat likes would be a lot of fun to be around, but he's actually super stuffy!
"Loud. Annoying. Overbearing. If anyone hurts him I will commit every felony possible and get away with it."
"MY BRO MY TWIN MY HOMESLICEEEEEEE I love him so much he's my brother and he's so cool and awesome and I WISH HE WOULD ACCEPT MY HUGS."
"Kat's fucking depressed without him, constantly drags me and Oren into a cuddle pile whenever she's trying to hide it. That guy is wayyy too big to be a Luxray. Maybe the Shiny genes? Actually, it's probably because it took him so long to evolve."
"Used to be an excellent strategist before the Hoenn league. Then he...changed. Sometimes I have the urge to maul him for insulting Kat a lot. But I could see the love behind it. His Pokemon team looks worried for him."
"...good kid. Seems a little jumpy sometimes. Cheers Kat up though."
"He used to be so nice! I dunno what happened, but I haven't seen his Nidoking lately..."
“Kat seems fond of him, so he’s cool. Not loud, but I’m a little weirded out by the random sweaters. How do you have my size?”
”better question. do you think you’re emotionally ready for that answer.”
He... deals, with Simon. He has tried on many occasions to build some sort of relationship and be more close, but at some point you just have to throw in the towel. Pawn still does small things, but has ultimately given up on becoming close with Simon.
Kat likes him, so that's enough.
If nothing else, he's pleasant company when Pawn needs quiet time. He has bribed Simon with help rolling yarn into balls, and will do it again in the future.