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I love you so take care of yourself or I will do it for you I swear to fucking god
i will distract you from my dire situation by shoving this cute fluffy cat into your face <3
I'm not afraid to throw down with a kid if he's being a little shit, just saying.
fucker.
his dad, that he's very unsure about because of how vague he is. does he experience all this weird fantasy shit too?
beloved son. don't worry about the weird language and sorry for leaving you for 21 years
I figured I'd make a shitty parent until I met a kid that is basically as bitter with shit as I am
well you're a better dad than my biological one, that's for sure
uhm. so I'm kind of dating your son and I might be ruining your book with theories about mythology I guess. I feel like I need to apologize for both points.
i guess i didn't need that book anyway!
hi mom, I'm sorry dad put you into a different timeline like that it was bullshit but I'm happy to see you?
your father is going to die a slow and painful death. but it's nice to see you too, sweetheart!
fuck you. thanks for helping but still fuck you.
no fucking fighting for once.
you're really blunt, chill, and mostly want to pet dogs. I can respect that.
...Can I offer you a dog in this trying time?