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I can give you as many robot limbs as you'd like, for the price of being my lab rat!
CAN YOU GIVE ME ROBO LEGS PLEASE SAY YES
I don't know how you even managed to get into this line of work....but I could learn a thing or two of what NOT to do from you.
Step on my ER again and I'll drain all your blood and use it to make sausages >:/
You're welcome for me saving your life. THAT'LL BE 1000 DOLLARS CASH UPFRONT
ah. so this is how i die.
H E T O O K M Y E Y E
* pouring Vladimir a sixth cup of tea * So what happened after that?
how about %50 off my medicinal line? AND STOP DRINKING DURING WORK!!!!
give me a raise, old man
*stop motion animation of the two of them bonking each other with hammers like cartoon characters* HHHABAIENOUJ
“Tch, your ‘cult’ is full of lies! Even your eyes are a facade!”
(Literal rivals for life. Like, Tom and Jerry rivals. They keep on fighting oh god)