Squee McCormick

"Nyoo hoo hoo!"

BASICS

Name: Agatha "Squee" McCormick
Age: 21 (DOB: 1st April; Aries)
Height: 3'6" (~111 cm)    Weight: 75lbs.
Hair Color: Brown         Eye Color: Brown (Chocolate)
Gender: She/her       Sexuality: No interest! (Kinda.)
Species: Humanoid Angora Rabbit (Extra Floof^TM)
Education: High School Diploma
Profession: Full-time Detective (Self-Employed)
Family:
Jack McCormick (Father, Age 54, Mafia Boss)      Adeliene McCormick (Mother, age 55, second-rate actress)     12 Older Sisters (Much Older, not close)
Notes:
-Squee has clinical depression that will need to be treated with both therapy and medication.
-Squee's bunny form, the Angora Rabbit, is extra poof, but can fit in the palm of your hand.
-Has no magical abilities at all - an anomaly for the McCormicks (and most rabbit families). Squee's genetics, however, makes her able to "borrow" others' magic instead, which can be incredibly powerful! ...If she knew how to control it properly, that is.
-Her little cowlick can tell you exactly how she feels at any given moment, as it is blessed (cursed?) with Ghibli Hair Syndrome.

PHYSICAL

Appearance (Humanoid): Born with dwarfism, Squee has never grown (and never will grow) beyond her current height now. She has a slim build. With a rounded face and big eyes, she still appears (much to her dismay) childlike, and is often mistaken as such. Her proportions are adult, however, so she looks a little awkward and shrunk. When she smiles, it takes up half her face. She has noticeable dimples. When happy or excited, her eyes gain sparkle, almost freakishly so. Her hair poofs up with her emotions, appearing even more curly than it actually is. Her hands and feet are tiny. Her ears are large and floppy, the fur at the base as brown as her hair, and darkening at the tips to an almost-black. Her fur is quite soft. Her tail is almost diamond-shaped and stubby. Her body is adorned with a couple scars here and there, mostly from her "adventures" in pursuing justice.

Appearance (Bunny): Smol and cuddly! Her beady eyes just bore into your soul, exposing your crimes! In all honesty, Squee has the makings of a cute baby bunny you just want to protect.

Style: She has a tendency for wearing anything eclectic. Her "detective" garb consists of a white short-sleeved button-up blouse, a black vest with gray trim and a chest-pocket, a purple-and-yellow striped tie, a purple small scarf, and black jeans. Many refer to her as a fashion disaster, which she is (on purpose). For more casual wear, she likes fuzzy sweatpants and the thinnest tank-top she can find, as she actually loathes clothes, given how consistently warm she is. When home alone, she actually wears as little as possible to regulate her body temperature as best she can. Summertime is the worst, and she hates working as a result, but she does it anyway in as light clothes as possible. Wintertime is the best for her, as she doesn't need as much clothes as the typical human to stay comfortable. Likes bright and clashing colors. Almost very little jewelry / accessories.

PERSONALITY

Overview: Often referred to as "justice personified," Squee has an energetic and determined outlook to see said-justices carried out. She has no tolerance for evil, and wants to see it squashed in any way she can. As such, she's the type to lend a helping hand (although sometimes she accidentally makes situations worse). Her dedication tends to lead her to overworking. She is loud, bombastic, and is the type to act before she thinks, often landing her in difficult situations. However, she is also quick-thinking and brilliant to escape said-situations, if nothing else. This "detective" face she wears, the brave and confident soul, is what most people come to know her by, often inspiring others in one way or another. This Squee is truly heroic, if not a little dumb regarding self-preservation.

Unfortunately, Squee also has crippling moments of self-doubt and battles hard against depression. When she gets into these spells, she often overworks too much, and winds up having to take several days to recuperate. This is based on many, many years of people underestimating her, and considering her to be inferior due to her shortcomings. She doesn't necessarily have a death-drive, per se, but her ability to take care of herself goes off the deep-end. 

Likes:

• Chocolate, preferably milk
• Strawberries, blackberries
• Comic books, old-school detective flicks
• Purple
• The OG Squee
• Most vegetables

• Meats
• Evil(s), especially lies and disloyalty
• Sitting still
• Herself
• Those who nag her

• An unwavering sense of justice! Her understanding of right and wrong is phenomenal. 
• Able to look at any dangerous situation with optimism!
• Incredibly fast - both mentally and physically. She is known for her speed!
• Able to scrutinize through any facade from any person. She knows it when you're putting on an act.
• Cute! Of course, she doesn't see herself as such, but her adorableness has a tendency to diffuse difficult situations.

• Self-care. What is maintaining appearance? What is eating? What is sleeping? Who knows!
• Headstrong and stubborn to a fault.
• Mental-health wise, weak. Any comment regarding her shortcomings can chip away at her enthusiasm.
• While fast, she is also kind of a weakling. She can't punch great.
• Has no magical aptitude what-so-ever.

HISTORY

Born as Agatha McCormick, she is the youngest daughter of Jack McCormick and his then-newly wed wife, Adeliene McCormick. Between them, Agatha was their only daughter, although Adeliene had twelve others from various failed marriages. The age gap between Agatha and the other sisters were too immense to form any close bonds, thus resulting in Agatha being raised as though she were only child. In the beginning, her mother had no idea how to handle the oddly quiet and small child (as she was used to her equally outlandish and proud daughters), often relegating the parenting to her father, who, with all due respect, had no business being a parent. That said, her father tried his best while managing his "business" on the side. As such, she became quite the "Daddy's girl," and would often hide behind him when meeting scary strangers.

Agatha's shy personality began to change around age nine when her father took her to a comic book shop to discuss "business" with a client. Upon spotting a colorful comic, called "Detective Squee," issue labeled "The Dastardly Mr. Mustachio! Her Rival's Secret Plan Revealed?!" she picked it up absentmindedly and read it all in one sitting, absorbed in its contents. Squee, like her, was an anthropomorphic rabbit, but Squee had magic. Squee had courage and fought for justice. Enamored, Agatha begged her father to buy all issues up-to-date, which was the first time she ever asked for something. Her father did, and, lugging over fifty issues in hand, Agatha devoured all the issues over and over again, becoming engrossed in the legend of Squee and her daring escapades. The comic books led to the animated series, the live-action movies, and the documentaries as Agatha reached her teenaged years. The VHS tapes wore out over time, only to be replaced with DVDs and Blu-Rays. While teased throughout high school for her unkempt appearance and height led her to a deep depression and a lack of meaningful friends, Agatha's saving grace was her love for Squee and wanting to be like her one day - perhaps even meet her hero in the future, as Squee was a real person. During these years, she determined she wanted to work in law enforcement or something similar so she, too, could pursue justice. It was in this time she learned about her father's true business, of which she decided to turn a blind-eye to as a means of self-protection from facing the truth of her origins.

After graduating high school and working hard for a few years to make more money for tuition to pay her own way (and not with her Papa's dirty money), news broke out about disappearing heroes all over the country - including a rumor about Squee also having disappeared. Agatha, unwilling to accept this, decides to revoke her dream university's acceptance letter and decides to travel across the country to find the truth. It is this decision that changes her quiet life forever. 

CURRENT STORY

Arriving in the "City of Dreams," Agatha, with her meager savings, rents an office space in pursuit of Squee's disappearance. While conducting her initial investigations, she happens upon kidnappers threatening and trying to intimidate a man into giving them money - which spurs her into action despite her internal screaming. She barrels through the window, declares herself on the fly that her name is Squee, and that she will turn them in for the sake of justice. The kidnappers blink and laugh, shrugging off her as a joke, but decide that maybe she'd be worth a pretty penny. She continues her facade and, using her Papa's training and the moves she rehearsed in her daydream escapades, proceeds to kick both their asses - much to everyone in the room's surprise. Thus begins her double-life of being the Squee returned, except having been shrunk down and claiming to have amnesia about what happened to her, while looking for the Original Squee. Owing her something (of which he hates), she teams up with a Capri Lupin - a charming white rabbit of a man who has much to hide - who teaches her (or tries to) magic while she undertakes case after case after case with her newfound (stolen) identity.

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