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Randomer : "Hey, why do you have a bag if you can carry anything in those zipper parts of yours?"

"Is that a legit question, mate? Do you know how tedious it is to open up these ears of mine everytime I wanna grab something from them? Bruh, I snack more than a crackhead on weed and you reallllly expect me to unzip these everytime I need a bite? Holy hell, just because I have it doesn't mean I need to bloody use it. Now why don't you do me a quick favor and check with a doctor on whether there's anything else besides water in that cranium of yours?

*In a mocking voice* why do you have a bag if you have 4D pockets? Some people, I swear.

Anyway, right, you were asking me to talk more about myself, right? Right. Name's Jericho, Jericho Müller. Uh, mate I really suck at introducing myself. Bloody ironic considering I talk 'bout myself all the time when I'm working. It's just so weird talking to a real person instead of a camera. Right, getting sidetracked. Think I'm 20, and my birthday is a joke. 1st April, get it? A joke hah! You wouldn't believe the amount of trash joke gifts I get these past two decades. Not to mention the amount of cakes I've unwillingly made out with. At least the cakes were tasty. Hmm, what else can I monologue- wait actually how much longer can I talk for? What? You mean I can talk as much as I want. Boyyyyyyy, that's a huge mistake. You're just lucky I don't have the time to sit here and chat till the cows come crawling home, so I'll end this soon.

I work as a streamer, not going to say my profile here 'cause I'm not about plugging myself obnoxiously. You'll know when you find my channel, man. My ugly mug is plastered everywhere. Warning though, I suggest lowering your volume before you start watching any of my videos. Ain't going to be paying if you lose your hearing. Aight, let me wrap this up quickly. I may look like this, but I really like playing with kids, man. Don't be thinking weird shit, bruh, I know that look. I'm not a bloody pedo, okay?! Kids are just precious, until they start screaming bloody murder. Guess they remind me of my little sisters.Bloody nuisances but you gotta love them. Anyways, enough of this mushy talk, I need to get going or I won't make it in time to start my stream!

Ciao!"