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My puppy has been such an unbelievably helpful source of wisdom and information regarding this whole "breaking down the barriers of social order forever" thing in a way that doesn't look like some messy, sophomoric faux-anarchist nonsense! In return for my services, he's given me strength that feels more like it's... Mine, you know? Like it's especially mine and mine only. What are my services, you ask? Hahahaha! You're so funny.
"A human I offered my assistance to, giving him insight into some of my own magic in return for his occasional assistance with the party aiming to knock down my door. He did as well as expected, and i'm glad for him for that. But what I didn't expect is that he'd be so damn /nice/ to an extent i can hardly believe. I don't think my smile's ever been so unironic in the 50 years i've worn it."
I suppose you could point out that Mikami is my one and only childhood friend... But none of that matters now! I know when someone is too far gone to listen to the truth, Mikan. There's nothing to do for you now! You feeble-minded slave of reality! It's people like you, too stupid to understand the lies you're being spoonfed, who I'm making this new world FOR!
He thinks we're rivals for some reason... I've never even HAD a rival before, what's the protocol for this kind of thing? It's not like I want to be enemy, either way... What did I do to make him hate me so much? I thought we were friends.