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I have no idea why the second the boss first met me he immediately knew I was an unpaid intern, or what the hell it even means when he said I exuded an aura of exploited labor. I’m not even sure how one would even train that kind of sense in the first place. But I won’t complain, since at least I get compensated to fetch coffee now. I feel like I get paid too much for something so mundane.
When you’ve lived as long as I have, you know how to spot victims of the capitalist system. I’m kidding, of course, because honestly everyone is. But regardless, at least Sirius is actually getting paid. I have no idea how he lived around here for that long as an unpaid intern.
I wish I knew why the boss always calls Autumn “Auburn,” or why she won’t let me correct him. Oh well. In any case, her preferences for coffee are always so hard to remember. I wonder if she actually likes all these drinks or she just likes trying new things all the time...
I don’t even drink coffee, I just order some nonsense and see if Sirius can actually get it right. He does more often than not, so he seems competent enough. He certainly tries harder than most of the people around here.