George (retired)

George is a roughly 100-year-old vampire currently passing as human who is very low-tier in everything except his tolerance to the sun and levels of snark. He's currently studying for a law degree, and wishes to work with human law enforcement. A man with a bloody past, trying to leave it behind him despite the fact that it's still inescapably part of who he is. Can also turn into a giant bat but won't.

George's sire and former lover is Loki the 600+ year old jackass, and he has a "sister" the tyrant Queen Alice who is currently keeping him afloat financially during his studies. George is also bothered by an undead vampire hunter called Dorothine occasionally. George spent decades by Loki's side; a relationship that is now altered but not fully broken. "It's complicated" barely covers it.