Your name is COLT WILSON and ya be FIFTEEN YEARS OF AGE, pardner.

You're the most ROOTIN' TOOTIN' HIGHFALUTIN' COWBOY that the population of BOSTON has ever seen, and you'll be damned if everyone don't know it, buddy boy frienderino. You can shoot a gun with your eyes closed, you're good with all sorts of rope tricks- if you know what I mean, wink wink, nudge nudge- and you're a damn good cook in your free time.

You have a lot of pent up energy but never have anywhere to use it so you play games. Your uncle doesn't give you enough attention either so you spend a lot of time with your horse... The time you've spent at home contemplating your true emotions and how you should live your life is a lot longer than you'd like.

Your chumhandle is mordaciousGaucho [MG], and you write in a way that is waaay sicker than those other dudes. seriously, who uses light mode??? hahaha.