You are a lava troll, a rare subspecies of trolls that evolved to withstand the heat of the LAVALANDS.

You are also an officer in training. You live on the edge of a lava mountain and sometimes take a stroll by the lava beaches. You have almost all of your quadrants filled and maintain a very delicate balance to them all. You like to spend time with your KISMESIS from time to time, it helps keep her occupied. It's probably not the best idea to hang around too long since she has a built-up criminal record, but you came to cherish time around her. Even if listening to her rots your thinkpan so terribly.

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