Caspian's Comments

WHY IS IT CRAWDAD
AND NOT

CRAWFISH HUH

"Because my parents had the sophistication of language at their disposal, and preferred craw-DAD. An eloquence that you so sorely lack, my dear failed Champion."

Lawrence Winchester PicklePantry

"Is your middle name Clam too."

Caspian ChickieDee

"Heh, don't be ridiculous, you simpleton! That's my sister's middle name; the one given to me is 'Crawdad', and I wear it with the upmost pride."

Lawrence Winchester PicklePantry

"I-"

Caspian ChickieDee

"What? Are you in awe of such a regal tradition? As you should be, of course; it's truly a name befitting one such as myself~"