Lindsey

Details

• Storyline - Modern City
• Gender - Female
• Height/Build - 4'11"/Thin and flexible
• Color - Bright magenta
• Sexuality - Plastic
• Friends - none
• Theme - Never, ever stop smiling, life is always wonderful
• Favorite item - N/A

Biography

Lindsey is always happy and always smiling and always in a good mood no matter what happens or can happen. She works at the coffee/juice bar downstairs in the same apartment as the main cast. She seems to enjoy her job and her life. However, she pretty much fools no one save for maybe Amy and Luis. Mullet is absolutely disgusted by her and Chloe has to stop herself from carving a hole in Lindsey's face with her fist. Darren stays away.

Lindsey is of course faking it. However, she has fooled herself into thinking she's happy and polite.

She's the only character where people could assign a non-zero percentage of synthetic plastic to her body makeup. Simon once got her in bed and described it like the creepiest fleshlight experience of his life.

She's harmless but will give you the heebie jeebies.

Likes

• EVERYTHING

• NOTHING

Look details

Lindsey has some of the shortest hair. She wears bright colors and has quite a few smile wrinkles.