🐴 Ham

Word: (English) language that is meaningless or is made unintelligible by excessive use of abstruse technical terms; nonsense.

Personality: Stubborn, Glib, Obtuse, Elitist

Likes: Lecturing people and paralogos that they should always use 900 words to communicate a concept that only needs 10 words, Making others ragequit conversations, Listening to longwinded wordy explanations full of jargon, Unintelligible vocal stimming

Dislikes: "New Age" Academics trying to make things accessible, People who have No Respect for the Olde Language and Philofophy of Intellectualism, People who get upset at or judgy of others for babbling or clanging or making "improper" vocal noises

Design Notes:

• Wears spectacles
• Wears a white neckerchief
• Fan is a powdered wig
• Words on butt can be any word (preferably fake words or technical jargon) or keyboard smash or scribble one can think of, and any front or handwriting style

Character Notes:

• Has a prim gait with their snoot held upwards
• Frequently steals the older and more technical books and plants them in the children's section
• Favorite films are either terrible meme movies, droning historical classics, or poor-quality documentaries filled with inaccessible jargon
• If he loses any argument, will angrily vocal stim into the distance
• Trolls people by speaking in tongues and looking at them expectantly