Wiley Messer's Links
"Me n' Benji're pretty different people, but he's m'best friend! Though, I reckon that might be kinda hard fer other people ta tell sometimes."
"Heheheh... I mess with him a lot, but he knows I love him."
"He's... Kinda scary... I wish he'd talk a little more."
"Wiley's... Cute, I guess."
"He creeps me out... He keeps tryin' ta get me ta agree ta lettin' him try ta turn me. Ain't werewolves unable ta become vampires?"
"He's FASCINATING! He's unlike any werewolves I've ever seen in Europe... It's just annoying zat he still won't agree to let me experiment on him."
"Ugh, he's dumber'n a bag 'a rocks... But I love 'im anyway."
(Non-Canon)
"He's so gentle, and fragile. Probably breakable. But very sweet! I don't know what I did to deserve a guy like him." (Non-Canon)
""I can NOT believe that Benji summoned a demon ta... t-ta sleep with me!"
[MIGHT CHANGE]
"... I can. Maybe getting laid would put some of that insecurity and anxiety at ease."
[MIGHT CHANGE]
"Well... I reckon I'm glad she likes me! Sometimes she tells me things about Zeb 'n Benji I don't think they'd want me ta hear about..."
She wags her tail and yaps enthusiastcally. ("He's daddy's fwiend and awso my fwiend! I wike when he visits because he tawks to me!")
(TH AU, acquaintances/curious about) "Listen... That fossil you offered me a while back? It was genius. Fucking trust me on that regard. Now, if you have more, perhaps I can afford to chatter a bit and, ha, give you some mercy. Maybe. I say that last bit as a joke."