THE HELL • DID YOU FUCKIN' • SAY 'BOUT MY MA?

The grass is always greener on the other side, isn't it? The city lifestyle is exhausting and there's so much to do it's practically as if there's nothing to do. You wonder if there's someone out there cut off away from the rest of the world, living like they did in the 1800's with no internet, no phone calls, no friend outings, no anything but the sweet bliss of nature. It's a weird thought, and you consider it for a moment, placing yourself in the scenario. What if you were to meet a man who owned a place far away from civilization? Would you be comfortable out there? What if he had a large, judgmental and almost cult-like family? Could you sacrifice giving your life and potentially yourself away to live like that?

Look no further, your suitor awaits you in the forest-farm, somewhere in Massachusetts. Barely ever reaching out to the 'normal', modern world, Puck is the kind of person who knows very little about current events. He's uninterested in friendly conversation and doesn't want you getting too close to him, as you're an outsider and he's been taught all his life to stay away from you. Quick to snap, his harsh attitude can cause for your immediate anxiousness and self reflection, making him almost unbearable to stick around by for too long. But..maybe you're persistent. Maybe you see something impressive in those lonely, agitated green eyes and want to figure out why he is the way he is. 

It's a shame that you can only ever see him in fleeting moments before he's sauntering back away to some location that you've only ever seen once. On the porch of a farm house, a family stood all together, staring at your concealed form, well aware you were hidden in their bushes. 

And then you heard the chainsaw.