Socks

"I'm going to jail for excessive cuteness and also hacking into a government agency"

Socks (real name unknown), is a freelance hacker in a cyberpunk city. It's a dangerous job but he's paid very well... that is, for someone that's just bullshitting that a job took 3 days when he really just started playing minecraft after an hour. He has a very nice house, with staff and all, but usually just stays in his darkened bedroom drinking slushies, and not sleeping for 52 hours straight.

He spends most his money on expensive cars that never survive much longer than a single drive, and makes some very impressive fake ID's on the side. Because the government doesn't know he exists, he can't go out as much as he'd like to, which he makes very very clear with constant complaining.