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You’re such a dumbass but you’re still funny so yeah I’ll run a business with you
Hell yeah circus time let’s make all these mortals’ lives an absolute living hell
Originally I was just gonna get rid of you but now I think you deserve a fate worse than death
Literally what did I do to you to warrant this kind of torment
You are the epitome of the coworker no one likes
Yeah but you haven’t fired me yet so who’s really winning here
Literally what is your deal. I’m not even weirded out as much as I’m fascinated by whatever the actual fuck is up with you
I am so normal and can be trusted with important tasks