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I’d fire you but your act is pretty popular and pays the bills so instead of getting rid of you I’m just gonna ruin your life
Literally what is your deal why do you treat me like shit
Hell yeah circus time let’s make all these mortals’ lives an absolute living hell
You’re such a dumbass but you’re still funny so yeah I’ll run a business with you
I still hate you for breaking into my office when you were like 9
Keep your devil son the hell away from my daughter
Probably should’ve been less lenient with you huh
Cool dad >:) you let me do dumb shit all the time it’s awesome
You are quite literally a carbon copy of your dad with just the slightest touch of unhinged insanity and that is the funniest thing ever
You’ve always been real lenient and informal with me but honestly it’s kinda fun sometimes, like that time we duct taped Dad to the wall while he was asleep