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It is hard when your trying to do your tasks efficiently and swiftly!!
"Card swipe isn't hard, you're just impatient."
"Crying was a task?"
I like the way you cook, buddy! Lava is efficient.
Alright then, some egg fried up and ready to go fer ya! Er... oh... you meant the chicken kind of egg. Sorry 'bout your buddy there, then.
...I feel so called out right now, and honestly I don't know either I'm just here doing my job!
"Sometimes I genuinely wonder how you ever became certified as a Navigational Commander. Did you bribe someone? Offer a favor? Just straight up committed murder? Like you sit in Navigation overseeing the route and fixing flight path patterns but half the time you're watching Romantic Comedies in there on the holoscreen and sobbing into your Caramelized Coffee Creme Comet Candies at Veldsmer the Moon Voyager not recognizing the affections Mabelzoya, Bride of the Big Dipper, and heir to the Ursa Major starline.. Ok fine you got me. Yes I watch the show too. Just. Just don't tell the others ok? I'll watch it with you. On Tuesdays."
"I'm not THAT much of an idiot! I still know what I'm doing around here!!"
"I didn't know about you at first, but once I found out what an idiot you were, I was much less worried!"